The Old Ones

Soon to be vanished worst, the old people’s home in Bradford Street Menora. Young cunt’s graffiti unnecessarily pointing out fate of old cunts. By Orbea.

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Run don’t walk

Not sure about their cock rings. Make an offer. No tyre kickers. By Vic Demised

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Double Fantasy Ferrall Style

Less than 3 years since this, and time has not been kind to Ferrall junior and senior’s photos on their Midland place. They are somehow mesmerising though. They look somehow Dostoyevskian. Can’t take my eyes off the stars on Sean’s tie. Beautiful worsting by James N.

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Girls are like particle physics’s

2 pieces of graffiti from the physics dept toilets at UWA. Those wags. Thanks to BenjiBestFriendji.

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Weekend Worstoff 127

Shazza saw this in Armadale. It’s the whole package, including the CB radio, (which is a bush Onkyo btw). And driving a Toyota with “Nissan recovery vehicle” doesn’t really have much punch Karloss.

Matt M saw this in Argentina, with Mr Cock himself outside. First Argentinian worst. Thanks Matt.

Meccano saw this in Byron Bay. Lazy Susan not for sale. Orders taken. Wonder if they do toilet seats.

Barnicle Barney, Woolworth Whitfords.

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And chins needed by chinless

Seen by Bento in South West Times, Bunbury.

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The talking dating game…

For 21 years this cassette fuelled pre teen fantasies of tape hiss, dolby, the possibilities of chromium dioxide and talking to boys. Now the oxide covered tape is spooled all over Fort Street Bayswater like whale shark semen off the Ningaloo Reef. Perhaps the tape was inserted before reading the instructions.

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Fat cock need grammar lessons

From Shark Craft Mark. Fat cock need tite hole grammar lessons. Hang on, wouldn’t he need spelling lessons not grammar lessons? Wait “NEED” tite hole. As you were.And from Stephie, one so poignant, it should be a hoax, but probably isn’t.

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The Lord farked my park

Parking rage at Curtin Uni. Funny thing is, the poor christian’s Suzi wasn’t sooo badly parked. The fish sticker will add a lot of rage to a situation though – and ruin grammar. Wanted to add a sign saying Where’s my apostrophe?

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The Smell of The Horror

The Worst of Perth officially starts its 4th year of production! That’s 48 000 coments, 1300 posts and 2800 uploade original images. Let’s celebrate with a story of TWOP stalwart Outrage Cohen hanging atround outside a public toilet. And we must discuss a drinking celebration to. Small bar anyone?

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