Not sure about their cock rings. Make an offer. No tyre kickers. By Vic Demised
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The Worst of Perth 
Needs more Dazza.
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Too right.
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but I want 20% more Kama Sutra and lubricant…
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Look, no-one says “See you at Northlands darling, they have all the best bargains!” “Northlands, now that’s REAL shopping!” or “Buy Smart at Northlands they have such great offers!” No-one gives a toss about Northlands, Southlands, Eastlands, Centro, Galleria, Mirrabooka Square, even if they could remember these stupid fucking names. Shops, they are called, the fucking shops! What’s more Perth has 380 suburbs at last count, most people couldn’t give two knobs of goat shit what their suburb is called, that they live in something Place or something Way or something Close – not because they hate the names but because they fall below the level of all idiocy! Who are these anonymous namers of naffness! What masters do they serve? Why not Badlands or Dumbastard Avenue or Obesity Lane? And now Prime West is offering some Kama Sutra Adult Oils? Don’t they mean Hand Job Oil? Of course they do! Even if you went to the young blonde shop assistant and asked for summa that hand job oil, no-one would raise an eyelid. What the fuck are we doing here east of fucking Ningaloo Reef!?
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But that’d make it all too easy now, wouldn’t it?
C’mon, this is Perth and its morass of undifferentiated suburbia, where disappointment costs you no more.
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Mount Disappointment is already taken!
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I can tell you don’t live in Success.
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I looked up the Kama Sutra website and they also offer chocalate body paint(in dark, milk, or caramel), and it’s endorsed by Bree.
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Have you ever considered slam poetry?
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I rate Greggo’s rants almost as highly as Jaidyn-Jaxxon’s.
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I’m a 101 fan too. Far too infreuent. I’ve given up on Clag O’Calammity ever commenting again.
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I second 101. JJ is also becoming all too infrequent. We haven’t had any decent Wintoning for a while. Is it too tired now, or have we simply not had the occasion for it recently?
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He lone Wintones on Facebook.
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True that. I agree about 101. Roll on good times.
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