Run don’t walk

Not sure about their cock rings. Make an offer. No tyre kickers. By Vic Demised

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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14 Responses to Run don’t walk

  1. Bento says:

    Needs more Dazza.

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  2. artheretic says:

    but I want 20% more Kama Sutra and lubricant…

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  3. greggo says:

    Look, no-one says “See you at Northlands darling, they have all the best bargains!” “Northlands, now that’s REAL shopping!” or “Buy Smart at Northlands they have such great offers!” No-one gives a toss about Northlands, Southlands, Eastlands, Centro, Galleria, Mirrabooka Square, even if they could remember these stupid fucking names. Shops, they are called, the fucking shops! What’s more Perth has 380 suburbs at last count, most people couldn’t give two knobs of goat shit what their suburb is called, that they live in something Place or something Way or something Close – not because they hate the names but because they fall below the level of all idiocy! Who are these anonymous namers of naffness! What masters do they serve? Why not Badlands or Dumbastard Avenue or Obesity Lane? And now Prime West is offering some Kama Sutra Adult Oils? Don’t they mean Hand Job Oil? Of course they do! Even if you went to the young blonde shop assistant and asked for summa that hand job oil, no-one would raise an eyelid. What the fuck are we doing here east of fucking Ningaloo Reef!?

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