The Lord farked my park

Parking rage at Curtin Uni. Funny thing is, the poor christian’s Suzi wasn’t sooo badly parked. The fish sticker will add a lot of rage to a situation though – and ruin grammar. Wanted to add a sign saying Where’s my apostrophe?

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10 Responses to The Lord farked my park

  1. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Clearly not a literature student who is glowering with rage…

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  2. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Have problems with simple grammar ; question marks , capitalising, apostifrication ? Throw in anger management problems , only solved temporarily by Octoberfest, et voila : the average Curtin student.

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  3. Bento says:

    Couldn’t you have got a close-up?

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  4. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    This could have been perpetrated by the owner of the car. The three hubcaps clearly represent the Trinity, just as the handwritten note is possibly a beseechment of the Lord, rather than being addressed to the owner.

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  5. David Cohen says:

    A car needs parking
    lines like a fish needs hubcaps
    as it spurns and spawns.

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  6. greggo says:

    Well well well this is a blast from the past. Obviously the work of a particular sort of academic, the type of person who is rather charitably described as “eccentric” ie 79% of academics. Long accustomed to knowing more than students, but in general more than everyone, this individual has extreme difficulties with people questioning his knowledge, in fact his authority. The first reactions are blushing, raised voice as he attempts to re-assert him/herself, stammering or some other speech impediment such as long periods of repeating uh uh uh uh uh before being able to get a word out, or wildly repeating the same thing over and over again in an attempt to bludgeon opposition, bodily agitation, hectic pacing, rapid eye movements, heavy sweating (note charactistic body odor). Of course, on seeing a vehicle wrongly parked and worse with some reference to powers higher than his is likely to bring on a similar epileptic-style episode: tear off the wheel trims bang them on the fucking roof fuck you how dare you fucking fucking, scrawl some note to this fucking fuck abomination fucking..

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  7. don smith says:

    A christian needs a sense of humour like a fish needs a bicycle

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