Inseminators 2011 Kern your tits off!

Yes the cowardly B&S types have decided to pop their heads out of the rabbit (corn) hole again this year. At first I was fairly disappointed that they’d decided to go with bland mated with inept. All very ho-hum, apart from the wonderful spelling of discunt donatuion. Then I saw the kerning of the “A”. If I had just arrived from outer space, I would have assumed that these rural retards had never kerned “letter one” in their lives. In what universe does this constitute acceptable kerning of a capital A? The first fucking letter of the alphabet! Pure insanity. Add your kerning here.

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53 Responses to Inseminators 2011 Kern your tits off!

  1. orbea says:

    Limp dick no brain bereft of brain fuckwits.
    . lost muresk
    . lost sense of rural community
    . lost design sense (or gave it to web monkey with no web sense)
    . it doesn’t matter that whatever flimsy profit you make goes to charidee, the surplus wont cover the cost of condom usage.
    . bundy is shit no matter howmuch noise your POS ute makes – needle dick
    . rolly WILL be there to sort out the fat chicks

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    What The Hell!

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  3. Grrr says:

    Kerning be damned (but I suppose we might call this typological thing the “Fucken’ A”).
    Same artist as before? Seriously. The Perth Furry community is legion.
    Say what you want about their proclivities, they can (and do, without prompting) draw some gynecologically-correct anthromorphic intercourse.

    Whoever is organising these B&S balls really should put some thought into their advertising.

    Sure, there’s a risk it might turn into a yiff-fest, but it’d be a damned vibrant one.

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  4. Snuff says:

    Sniffer dogs. It’s even worse than 2009’s.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      They’ll be fair game, for sure.

      The sniffer dogs, not the yokels with their concealed stashes for their Dare bottle bongs.

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  5. BJReplay says:

    They’ve done well though to make the map look like a pair of boozies.

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  6. skink says:

    are the ladies that attend these events so rank that they have flies buzzing around them?

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  7. sharon says:

    Genetics were inferior? Is that a Deliverance style slogan or just a statement of the obvious?
    Looks to me Rhiannon has been commissioned again, and at least this time we can see it clearly is all about the rooting.

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  8. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    I am going to imagine that the artist drew the picture with a pen inserted into his or her ear canal.

    In which case it’s still pretty bad.

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  9. Rolly says:

    At least the C*****s H***l has a reasonable way of presenting the crap it promotes.
    This is typical (see the pun?) of the 10-gauge-wire-and-fencing-pliers improvisation that people on the land are familiar with.
    A touch of elegance and stylishness could be interpreted as wanker material.
    No tall poppies in the paddock, please.

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  10. SnoopDoug says:

    Speaking of kerning, I noticed the other day that the meat cake has disappeared. I was very disapp ointed

    Ha – inferior genetics. Rurotards indeed.

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  11. Apart from upsetting kern nerds , there’s little to take a fence here , except for the fact that it aint drug free. Alcohol happens to be a drug. .

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  12. vegan says:

    avarice, religion and retail therapy are drinks?

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  13. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Four in a bed? What do they think this is – a St Kilda pre-season training trip.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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  14. Ljuke says:

    Rosewood “STD” Regular. How apt.

    And who are you to talk? You couldn’t kern your way out of a paper bag.

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  15. David Cohen says:

    “QUITE POSSIBLY THE LAST INSEMINATORS EVER”.

    Is $90 a good deal?

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  16. phreestyle says:

    I’m with you.

    That ‘A’ is really pissing me off. INSEMIN ‘A’ TORS. The whole thing smacks of 1990s era MS Publisher.

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  17. B.T. says:

    I’m appalled, and I don’t even know what kerning is.

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  18. poor lisa says:

    Just need to point out that the ewes have breasts as well as udders.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      I s’pose they gotta do double duty, lest the shielas do not present in roughly equal numbers (surprised, yet not entirely so, if they did turn up almost 1:1).

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  19. casey jade says:

    I accidentally stumbled across this page while looking up Inseminators 2011. I’m a 21 year old girl from a country town who’s studying to be a kindergarten teacher and I maintain perfect hygiene. I am appalled that you would all just judge me as some bush pig, feral, fly attracting s**t just because i go to BnS balls. You should all be very ashamed of yourselves.

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  20. Rolly says:

    Oh!
    Please!
    No more:
    “You no nothing abowt the bush, you city wankers.
    Wot the fuck wud youse no abowt how hard we wurk.
    Get a fukken life.”

    You started the “joke” gentle countryfolk.
    Now you just have to live with it.

    Try something a bit more inventive and original for a change, instead of repeating the same tired old standardised attempts at humour.

    It’s getting as boring as “Cafe strips” and “Vibrancy”.

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  21. Willie burton says:

    Sounds like you city haters have such amazing lives, you have to talk shit about things you have never experienced just because you cant cop a huge throbbing cock in your arse out at the BnS and mums tit is further then 500m away you get scared of something you will never be open minded enough to enjoy. So stay out of the country cos i will be ready to run your narrow minded, gypsy, make up caked, fake arse down.!! PS cant wait for rainmakers.

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