Un Ivory

Un Ury or Un Ivory tower?  You be the judge. By Vegan. Unury. 

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Art controversy divides effetes and wankers. 

My own art divided coffee sippers in Cottesloe this week. My rubber stamp picture had  coffee drinkers up in arms about how it disrespected shark attack victims. This is while they ordered cake and lattes at the same site. Featured in The Post AND page 3 of the Australian. Loved and hated and at the same time. A lesson for public artists perhaps?

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Outrage Sunday 284 there can be no true beauty without decay

I met a man who met a man on the ferry:
He said he didn’t get it, and was very
Well-dressed in important attitudes; he said he
Wanted a brand-new shining thing across the sea.
We conspired to meet later at the pub, but I
Grew content looking at the impeccable sky.
I heard the wind create another speck of rust;
Quokka bones below me were returning to dust.

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Swipe right (wing) Swipe left (wing)

The tinderisation of the State election. I wonder why they didn’t hit old Perky of The Greens?? Even smartarses think of them as irrelevant? That’s not good news for them. Actually haven’t heard word one from Perky and the Greens. What’s up with you for Maylands Perks?

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Weeds

Bento urges, nay begs youse pigs to remember that the most important aspect of fake lawn is that you never have to weed it. Please remember this. It might be the most important thing you dogs ever read. Bayswater. 

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Gold

I apologise that I was unable to capture just how gold and just how terrible this thing looks. Imagine it looks say…8 or 9 times as shithouse as it appears here. Don’t know what coconut run is. Does it involve wankers? Don’t tell me if yes. 

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Pure Slut

Apparently. By Chris D. There’s a relentless Perthness in all aspects of this. 

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Props

Martin LT shares a superb picture. Tableaux, no risk. No explanation required. Bassendean. It’s all just so good. 

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Outrage Sunday 283 I know Jesus is true

Apoligies for the inconvieneince of today’s late OS. I’m still in mourning over no more Fringe. img_5340img_5346
Now the Jesus-bombing season starts, and won’t let up until the UWA book sale. img_5472img_5473
When in City Beach, use the right broom, thank you. This is City Beach Heights, so the house next to this drug addict’s home is for lease for $1150 a week! img_5475img_5476

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War Zone

Pete F. Saw this scene of devastation. Can’t remember where. 

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