The Worst of Perth

Our associate Bento might be a rainmaker, but at least he is in the Lynne Truss mould when it comes to punctuation: he captured this heinous WAToady screenshot (respect):

It’s enough to make you want to do an Echo Newspapers black flip (photo agreeably blurry as per Outrage style):

This has been on the FaceTube: even teh spellchecker might not have saved Rashelle. It is allegedly from a Smelbourne newspaper:

And Perth’s elite straight male escort Josh Chase has a particular clientele in mind.

My lovelies, the prices seem high. Mr Chase offers a Happy Ending – but doesn’t say what happens at the end. I think you’ll agree Shazza or Poor Lisa or vegan or RubyRuby or Jane Z should go undercover to find out, and then report back to The Worst of Perth. Not clear if he offers Spanish, Greek, Bulgarian, or Shetland. “As our society has evolved into a more egalitarian and a less judgmental one women have been afforded opportunities to explore dimensions that heretofore had been generally open only to men,” Mr Chase says. Whoa! He’ll be using the word whilst next!

While the TWOP wymmin get their rocks off, I read. Literature surpasses all. I soar, like a weagle, on the cultural thermals. I am deep in a tome I snapped up for $5 at the UWA book sale. Sample bit: “The wounded were beginning to come back from Gallipoli and a member suggested that the Club should be turned into a military hospital; but the committee felt that there were too many difficulties and did nothing about it.”