Open letter to New Zealand apple producers. PLEASE devastate our local apple industry. West Australian apple producers and sellers are relying on bogus protectionism to continue serving up fifth rate apples to Perth consumers. We are begging for fantastic New Zealand apples in Perth, but we don’t get them why?
Our local apple producers export all the best of their crop, but because competition is banned, they can get away with dumping the dregs onto the local market.
Everyone understands that claims of disease in NZ apples are ridiculous and are only made because producers and sellers are aware that they couldn’t get away with selling shit ( or “shut” as they say here) if consumers were aware how good an apple should be. We admit it, the disease claims are fake.
Without exaggeration, many people in Perth will NEVER have tasted a really good apple. This is despite the fact that we grow apples only a few hours away.
Consumers would be completely in support of removing protection barriers if they had the chance to see what a real apple should taste like. Our local growers deserve to go out of business for the way they have treated the local consumers for so many years.
The worst new Zealand apple is equal to the best you can buy in a Perth supermarket. Literally.
And for those that are bored with my campaign against the wankers in Albany who send us all their shitty apples, here’s a New Zealand worst. An almost bucolic scene of a Sigma parked outside a Speights seller. Obviously there’s some breaking news about to happen in the sports bar. A valued member of the trans tasman journalistic community Outrage? The Kiwis may have good apples, but their mainstream beer is complete “pus” and or “shut”. Two worsts in one pic, Hanmer Springs. About to hit the sauna. Seeing if I can beat the 80 degree mark.