The Lazy Aussie got a personal invite to Council House today and had a lovely chat with Lisa She-Ra, Lord Mayor of Power, on the couch in her office with a view. I told her to be sure to stay on her side of the couch. Yes I really did say that. We comedians can get away with anything with the right timing.
Basically she’s fairly frustrated that most of the projects that were about to happen before the election are now all up in the air. Except the ferris wheel. That’s coming. She did try to sell the concept to me, and pointed out it’s only going to be here a year or so. She hopes the wheel trade will help numbers at the Belltower, which are at a totally pathetic 10 000 per year. All the rest depends on the Barney and Brendon show including Northbridge link, Treasury building, foreshore, Channel 7 HQ where the Entertainment Centre is, etc, etc, etc. She was very supportive of The Worst of Perth, and bestowed some cufflinks on The Lazy Aussie. She had the pink outfit on too.
Her office has the only good aspect of the Convention Centre.
I could see myself wearing this.
The bounty of She-Ra