Summer is coming…

…apparently. By The Colour H who tells that cicadas chirp and the lion roars. The afro..? Yet another classic via Myers store.

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Floaters

Another Pete F. from Kwinarnia, soon to be the hub of malevelant floating shoppers.

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Rose and Lily Eat Cheese

Some concrete art by Pete F. Fremantle. Assumedly someone was interrupted before finishing scribing agapo anal “I love you anal” in Greek.
…and Kwinarnia,
…and one from amusingname, parts unknown.

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Outrage Sunday 68 Dear Friends

The ultimate passive/aggressive sign/note. Even the font makes me feel tense. There are rules for everything at UWA. Apart from TWoP reporters, who is going to read this in full?

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Weekend Worstoff 216

I may have forgotten to include a pic of this hideous Howard Johnson building in Wuhan. The gold dome does have a cocktail bar (no Mojitos) and a revolving Thai restaurant though. Looking through the glass gives the filthy Yangzte precinct an extra brown patina. Kind of like bore water. We need this architect in Perth.
And Ab wonders if John Butler is responsible for this in South Freo being ass not arse. He is American after all.
And Snuff saw a statue of what seems like Outrage Cohen being sucked off by a lion in Da Nang Vietnam. Substitute a Labrador and it could have been taken from life! Uncanny! Outrage! Also ladyboy Pikachus

Worst well

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A Derailment of Vibrancies

By Dave P. “Kiddy Killing Karriages De-railed by Do-Gooder. Bathers Beach Freo after recent vibrancy upgrade. ” Couldn’t have worked Klowns or Kidogo into that Dave P?

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Boxes

Two letterboxes from RubyRuby and associate.  The locations of these holes not disclosed. The first one surely South Fremantle? Nice plaintive oyster shell on the pebble dash.

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Fix this corner

Yeah, fix this fucking corner Gosnells Council. And while you are at it, fix this fucking graffiti problem. I have the sender listed as Sarah H and Samantha H. Either I have drunkenly typed the contact info (dude unlikely! How dare you!) or Sarah H doesn’t know her own name. In any case, thanks.
Sarah/Sam says, “Corner of Bannister Road and Nicholson Road in Canning Vale. The City of Gosnells put a telegraph pole in the middle of the turn off then thought better of it…2yrs ago. The pot-hole has been surrounded by cones ever since, along with the footpath and the non-existent curbing.”

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Happy Birthday Pedo

By me. On road across from Bayswater Council, Embleton.

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My Slut

But if your ute is a slut, wouldn’t (ar)sole ownership be contraindicated? If your ute is monogamous, ie owned by you, then how could it drive slutewise? Wouldn’t it have to be driven by just about anyone? I don’t get it, but I suppose it gets guffaws in Katanning, Corrigin, or Williams. By NF#1 West Leederville.

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