Jamie’s Italian Crapper

Jamie’s Italian was OK I guess. Although it has an online booking button that they don’t tell you isn’t connected to anything. Maybe it should say “No Bookings” instead Jamie? Maybe that’s how they do it Essex style? There was a 45 minute queue to put your name down. That’s a queue to start waiting. Then 1 to 2 more hours before eating. So basically you have to drink on an empty stomach for an hour or so. But OK it’s popular. Food was nice. Outrage has already noted the apostrophe probs, (it should be W’C’s btw.) But it’s inside the toilets where the best was to be found. They have some really lame old style chain flush toilets, that are even more lamely Thomas Crapper repros. But get this. Like their online booking button, the flush chains are not connected to anything! They were literally yanking my chain with their toilet chains. You can only flush them with the button. Ridiculous!crapper

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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19 Responses to Jamie’s Italian Crapper

  1. JJ says:

    AS IF they had 813 previous attempts


  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Might have to pop in and drop off some Lovely Jubblies.

    Pukka. Know what I mean? Innit.


  3. Bento says:

    I heard the cisterns are full of olive oil, and the urinal is just a big wooden board to piss on.


  4. Shazza says:

    How long til that handle gets graffitied penis style ?


  5. vegan says:

    i do like the tiles.


  6. snave says:

    Finally, a skeuomorphic piece of shit collector to please the hipster crowd.


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  9. Sick Of FW's says:

    Sad really. The fuckwits who wrote on this page say a lot about fuckwits. They are fuckwits. They have nothing of any intelligence to say. That is why they are fuckwits.


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