huray for hairy chicen

Would you believe Bag O’Turnips has a little sister?

Would you believe she is a Worst warrior?

I speak the truth: Lil’ Sis’ O’T sent these three outstanding pics.

She reckons Huray In was outside Retravision Midland, on Great Eastern Highway, and the BBQ Chicens (which had Chichens on the other side) was at Cooloongup SUPA (n)IGA.

The superb bonus boner – with authentic pubes – is in a locker at the old fire station on Hay Street in the city.

Respec’ to the Lil’ Sis’.

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18 Responses to huray for hairy chicen

  1. Shazzanator says:

    tremendous trio.


  2. Rolly says:

    Indeed, D.f.o.C., Respect and Glory.
    Especially the hairy (huray ?) balls.
    Takes a sharp mind to pick out that lot.

    Congrats, B O’T ‘s little sister.

    Gotta name of yer own?


  3. Davo C Onan says:

    Huray in before the red ballon deflates to win…what?…oh


  4. Munster Funster says:

    Huray – am I missing something? Looks like an R to me, albeit a slightly borked one.


    • rottobloggo says:

      It’s line ball: could be R, could be A – but the uncertainty is more delicious than a hot extra-large chicen.


  5. Stu says:

    def give the bottom two pics as worst, but the top pic…I kinda see 2 x R, a poorly presented second one but an R nonetheless so I have to say, tight arse advertising (chalk on BB) but not a worst


  6. Bento says:

    I assume Li’l Sis knows everything there is to know about Toyota Starlets and Ford Festiva Sportsgirls?


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      She knows what she likes (Toyota Echoes) and what she doesn’t like (any Ford that isn’t a rebadged Mazda, but especially XD-XF Foulcans).

      And that’s her own acquired tastes; I simply expand upon the details to confirm her prejudices :)


  7. Lil' Sis' O' The Turnip says:

    Not even for a moment did I consider that the ‘A’ in ‘Huray’ was actually an ‘R’. Heh! No wonder it stayed there for so many months! I was tempted to go in there and inform them that ‘Hurry’ is not spelt ‘Huray’, good thing I didn’t, boy would my face have been like that red deflated balloon!


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      Hi, yer bro B O’T here, just saying “welcome” to Teh Worst and I must say, what a debut! You sure earned your stripes!

      I guess the owner of the locker would never have to call upon a backup firetruck, having his own real reel (“hey buddy, that’s his own hair”).
      Wonder though, if he drives this car.

      And those good folk in Midland ought not woray, for those bogans in Cooloongup (near Rocingham) are motherfucen crazy!


  8. The Legend 101 says:

    $8.99 is a little overpriced and I.G.A is expensive like that I prefer Woolworths.


  9. Snuff says:

    Best. Registered lawn. Ever.


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