Rocking Henge

Posted on June 17, 2014 by AHC McDonald

As Hadrian said when he conquered Rockingham in 124 AD. “Osi Rocky, si ergo, forticolumns in ero.” Sez AW. This had already been set on fire thousands of years before the arrival of The Rockingham. Or the Greeks for that matter.

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Please Stop

Posted on June 16, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Should I continue with the devastation? Deco Michelides Tobacco Factory, aka Peters Ice Cream, aka suit hire. The Colour H captured another crappy decision. Is our every building stalked by some demented cocos or cotton palm bent on destruction?

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Outrage Sunday 152 food glorious food

Posted on June 15, 2014 by rottobloggo

This couple love their prawn crackers: listening to their repast on the way home was gruelling, and it seemed a little early for dinner. prawncrackersThe bill of fare was fine, and the premises looked faultless – but what the dickens is this font? bulgogiYum! These menus from white-hot new small bar The Three Cripples look fantastic. What would you choose? I hope they don’t get nasty when you ask for potato boiled and creamed. peasebrisselsBut TWOPers know Chiken al a Lionel on a Plate is food fit for a king. Or queen. chikenplate

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Snuff’s Missing Links 33

Posted on June 14, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Yes we can.

Grotta Palazzese.

Art socks.

The food of love.

Hobby buddies.

Inspiration pr0n.

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Liquor sinking gob holes

Posted on June 13, 2014 by AHC McDonald

More vanishing, although I don’t know if anyone will miss Ross’ Salvage in Maylands. Or maybe they will when the masses of apartments to supply liquor sinking gob holes for the coming Dan Murphy’s are built. Well they’re not going to be drinking at the Pen. And only 2 of them will fit into Swallow aka Mad Kuntz. NF#1 also wanted to point out the 3 massive Cocoses. Despite the poor quality of his imaginineering I’m sad to call “cotton”.

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Winter is Coming

Posted on June 12, 2014 by AHC McDonald

What to say eh? Red Castle finally goes. By JaneZ.

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Fuck off China

Posted on June 11, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Indeed. By #NF1. Inglewood. Talk about your front loaders!china

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No Pets

Posted on June 10, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Would have been nice to have addd a blocked wheelchair ramp, but still nice. Cock-burn by Mancey.

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Fergus

Posted on June 9, 2014 by AHC McDonald

I’ve often meant to stop and capture Fergus on my way down the Bumpkobahn, but, there’s always the risk of being raped by an agribusiness graduate or similar. Bento braved the cornholing and wake in fright branded Campervans. Fergus is kind of ok though right? Bad, yes, but kind of ok.

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Outrage Sunday 151 Ode to an Airport Trolley in the Carpark

Posted on June 8, 2014 by rottobloggo

Here,
among the businesslike grass,
this trundler
from the interminable
carpet,
a welcome
that wobbled,
now
guttered in front of me
dead.

Confounded
by the Belmont dross
– these taxis,
budget of dew –
only you
rolled through
the duty free, imbibed
the undeclared, the
uncollected
wiredness, the dregs
of the C&D,
the grey
Ibis,
les ibis pee,
only you:
tarnished
fuck-sticked
worstness
of that cheapest site…
airporttrolley

Photo by Missy Rach, and apologies for any “inconvinience” to Pablo ‘Instant Coffee’ Neruda.

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