That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of western suburbs retailers two-and-a-half years ago: “I say when Cartridge World moves in, you’re dead.” Plus classified ads, retail Internet, and the Community Newspaper Group: it’s all happening! 
Then he was onto more Baysie fun. “Certainly living their values. That is a truly excellent sandpit.” 
Then he went shopping at La Boutique Circle Rouge. “This crosseyed Hitler/Clouseau is about to…what? Music festival cavity search?” 
Forget these fripperies. I was at a vital discussion yesterday in Leederville: the fearless mob at Perth Truth Seekers were sifting through the top twenty World Lies. Like a good gerbalist I took notes, but will only list the first 10. I don’t want to spoil the surprise! Don’t be sheople! 1) Person/Straw Man. 2) Flouride from teh Nazis 3) HAARP 4) Chemtrails 5) The 13 Ruling Families 6) The three city-states of the world that control the world (vexillological proof: they have their own flags!!) 7) The Georgia Guidestones 8) GMO 9) AIDS/HIV cure conspiracy 10) Suppression of cancer cures. 
Worst Talk
AHC McDonald on Jesus saves to D drive Anonymous on Jesus saves to D drive Ringo dingo on Pizza Showtime! Paul D Gregory on Pizza Showtime! Ringo dingo on Pizza Showtime! Scott Barkla on Mike Hunt liam g on Poseidon’s Penis skink on A Two Snack Solution AHC McDonald on A Two Snack Solution skink on A Two Snack Solution Anonymous on Squeal like a Pig Anonymous on Chinky Chow Laurel Cetinic Dorol on Rooting on The Wrackline Cass nicholas on Alexander The Great’s… What Eva on The Lament of The Six Mil… Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
That cop kid? Weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while and that’s a big call given what 2016 has thrown our way.
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I keep saying police officers look younger all the time!
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Since no else has yet said it, he looks very arresting.
It’s okay, I’ll see myself out.
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And it’s only his first, apparently.
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Chemmttails, cunts
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The sandpit is ideal to bury your used ICE syringes
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speak of cancer and journalism: I was sad to see that AA Gill passed away.
since Rob Broadfield has made a concerted effort to copy every aspect of Gill’s style, I trust he will follow through and contract cancer.
If you steal Gill’s mojo, you have to take his tumours too.
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I just quoted this: “I have never acted on a press release or gone out to dinner with a PR. I think PR is a ridiculous job. They are the headlice of civilisation.”
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I would have said ‘pubic lice’, but it’s still a good quote.
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Would Broadfield contracting pubic lice suffice? I’m inclined to say yes.
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Pubic lice , if purpose-harvested , can provide an ingredient of an excellent sauce for something or other
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What do urban design , slavery ,drug addiction , child care and government security forces all have in common ?
Hint : answer transcends Bayswater
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Oh come on, we all know it’s the Jews.
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Not mentioning any names, Mr Rothschild!
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“That greedy Jewish bastard? There’s no end to the prick!”
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My First Alt-Right Costume.
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Damn … and I thought the answer was WAPC !
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He has a sniffer dog called blondi
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