Category Archives: worst newspaper

$55 million

Posted on January 5, 2017 by rottobloggo

Good luck to all TWOPers in tonight’s megabucks event. This was in Teh Worst today – maybe you can buy a ticket tomorrow KNOWING WHAT THE NUMBERS WERE TONIGHT??!! The jackpot would buy you 827 million gumnuts, or a new … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 273 top twenty World Lies

Posted on December 11, 2016 by rottobloggo

That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 263 free car door

Posted on October 2, 2016 by rottobloggo

Even high-rise apartments aren’t safe from the uniquely-WA phenomenon of cars driving into bedrooms. Here, a Cambridge Street denizen, having obtained all the spare parts he can, leaves one of the doors out in the verge pick-up. This is where … Continue reading →

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Buckeridge teens

Posted on June 1, 2016 by rottobloggo

Legal news! Squabbling over money: teh Toady has a report. “The teen in the middle has had a hard life,” Bento says. Esperance is a lovely name for a girl!

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Bindi masturbate shock in the wild

Posted on May 1, 2016 by rottobloggo

On today’s Worst7 website. The comedian had many “witty antidotes”, according to reviewer Ross McRae.        

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Dirty work

Posted on March 14, 2016 by rottobloggo

“As good as the Royal Show!” That was the only thing missing from this excellent article in today’s paper of record. And it’s good to know there are “glimmers of light” in the construction industry. Mr Kerry Stokes’ Seven Group … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Posted on March 13, 2016 by rottobloggo

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

Posted on February 21, 2016 by rottobloggo

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading →

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unapposed

Posted on February 15, 2016 by rottobloggo

Teh WAToady on the spot with teh politics. What’s the latest on Alannah v teh SDTT? Wouldn’t it be a hoot if the Train Queen ran in Midland, where Michelle Roberts has a 0.1 per cent margin! Ms Harvey has … Continue reading →

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goldfish

Posted on January 28, 2016 by rottobloggo

Are goldfish allowed to sell children? Why would the goldfish allow the child to be in the car before the transaction had been completed? Did the goldfish put the child on Gumtree? What did the father father? Surely the goldfish … Continue reading →

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