Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Outrage Sunday 140 Signs of Embafflement

Posted on March 23, 2014 by rottobloggo

Could GBAK be Graffiti Boys and Aerosol Kids? No idea about the other two. Guildford, Perth, Cottesloe.

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Herald Voice Voice

Posted on March 19, 2014 by rottobloggo

Far be it from me to cast nasturtiums on other hard-working reporters: who among us is without quilt? But these slips from that other independent print powerhouse, the Fremantle Herald and Perth Voice, should be noted. First, the Chook’s front … Continue reading →

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Santa never made it to Darch

Posted on March 18, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Girawheen drive.  Orbea claims Darch, but I think Marangaroo. Heading to Darch though obviously. Totally. That tree might be the only thing stopping a Commodore loungeroom interface.

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Outrage Sunday 139 The Excellent Wheelbarrow

Posted on March 16, 2014 by rottobloggo

worx depends upon an excellent wheel barrow licenced to drive before a treat of chicen. With apologies for any inconvenience to William Carlos Williams.

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The Bayswater Horror

Posted on March 14, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Jane Z left her emo, lesbian, wheelie bin witch murder enclave to visit Bayswater. Never again.

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Charrettes I’ve had a few…

Posted on March 13, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Skink notes that Beaufort Street continues its descent into self parody, with the “Design Charette”. Charette being Parisian slang for prominent buttocks, literally “Small cart or chariot that follows behind.” Appropriate for The Arrondissement I guess. Many worst elements. involved, … Continue reading →

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Reify the Registered

Posted on March 11, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Hovean loves Remill in Bayswater, but he loves their magnificent registered lawns. No finer example.

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beach goon

Posted on March 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

“Wait…move your left hand over a bit…that’s it…nah, wait, you missed it. Fuck. Try again.” As our comrades at Things Bogan Like know, “while the bogan has precious little perspective on life, empathy, culture, and modesty, it has an unlimited … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 138 yoga tanka

Posted on March 9, 2014 by rottobloggo

Christ is a big mug: Dismissed from his yoga class, Unredeemable, He should throw in the towel And be an empty vessel.

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Outrage Sunday 137 The lamps are going out all over Europe

Posted on March 2, 2014 by rottobloggo

Last night (probably) in the Urban Orchard, after bouncy Stonehenge. This must have been what it was like for prehistoric cave-dwellers, watching the sun set: will it rise again? “The lamps are going out,” I wept into my $9 pale … Continue reading →

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