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Straight Razor Zydeco

When I met you in my dreams, I didn’t even get your name… Every time I go to bed … every time I close my eyes When I thought I was all alone,  Badger brush and razor’s foam. 

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Outrage Sunday 259 Erewhon

My associate Mr Higgs and I were at large in Dianella, looking for earthly paradise, or at least a place that wasn’t a dystopia. I think Mr Higgs might have gone for the Hello Burger, but he wasn’t in his … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 258 La Palme d’Or de Burswood

A ute of gold with the tree of man. Apoligies in advance for any inconveineince: Just who is this bloke? He’s still there. Perhaps he’s the patron saint of Savlon (which can fix anything), or been falsely accused of something. … Continue reading

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Bushy 

Tullio asserts – with good reason that Murdoch’s Bush Court should be renamed. Any suggestions? 

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Federal Issue

The Federal Police don’t know how to work a Tarago???!  I am officially alert but not relaxed. This is huge. To. Not. Be. Capable. Of. Operating. A. People mover. Was it setting the clock or tuning in 6PR? in any … Continue reading

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Royalties for Gentleman’s Club

Senectus saw a wonderful Landcorp investment in North Perth. I would have thought an investment in drink hosties next door might have paid off better. But that’s why I’m not minister for crapholes and baffled bumpkin money toilets. Which is … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 257 abstract

I thought I’d struck gold at the Cottesloe verge pick-up. Next to a vacuum shampooer box and a Sleepmaker was a gaint egg and spoon! I huffed and I puffed but I couldn’t get it into the Jizz. Didn’t I … Continue reading

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Tom’s Bucks Party

Will-e Wagtail SC picked up these expressions representing the pain of Tom’s bucks last year, by the side of the road. I hope he perked up for the honeymoon. South Perth. 

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Bicentennial Bidet

Lovely offering from Pete F in Brookton. Another capture only likely to be recorded here.  Equally generous gift from Mould fuels and Caltex can I say? Again with the outdoor bidets? This one totally regional. I didn’t know that public … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 256 The Road Home

One of my Bassendean associates, Mad Maddo, sent this frightening pic. She had her drone up, looking for illegal lime trees. She found a dinosaur that shat itself to death. Big poos, big story: I’m surprised it hasn’t been on … Continue reading

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