One of my Bassendean associates, Mad Maddo, sent this frightening pic. She had her drone up, looking for illegal lime trees. She found a dinosaur that shat itself to death. Big poos, big story: I’m surprised it hasn’t been on teh Toady. Some of us are worried about sharks growing legs, or the Sondonesians invading. I’m now fretting about defecating diplodocii. 
I’m batching it this weekend! Krazy Kym drove down to Denmark with her mother. It might be kinda like Thelma & Louise, except they’re in a RAV4. Was one of Thelma’s many crimes stealing a sanitary disposal unit? 
Good thing KK left the hounds at home: there’s a strong anti-dog poo vibe from Williams on. They welcome barking gnomes with open arms, though.
I’m good, thanks for asking. Working, actually. Chipping away at my bildungsroman about a Shenton College boy who has a part-time job as a carpet shampooer, until he realises his tears are scented with lemon…
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Looking for illegal lime trees ? Sir , using a drone for such purposes is illegal , and an infridgement of our snivel tributaries, and after what happened with the Cnesus. And what was it doing hovering over those bedroom windows. Basso ? more like Innaloo. I say good day to you, Sir.
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Mad Maddo may come droning for youse, Sir Billz😳
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How exactly do they enforce ‘no barking, etc.’? Is it even legal for the shire to fine people over taking a barking dog to a local park? Would it play out like a speed trap – i.e. you’d have a listless shire patrolman following you as soon as you get out of the car, ticket book in hand, waiting for your dog to make some kind of noise?
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We gormless city dwellers know little of the wise ways of the regions.
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I think they take a photograph of the dog and send you a fine in the mail about 3 months later.
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This dog never gets fined. Not that it is able to bark.
https://theworstofperth.com/2016/01/06/mans-best-friend/
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Dogging dog. Now that’s meta.
Mind blown.
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