Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 127 Hearts of Palm

Posted on December 15, 2013 by rottobloggo

As I went down the supermarket aisle My spastic trolley gave me the shits. I glared at the ice-cream specials, and thought: ‘Shopping really is the pits. People are rude and thrust and grasp Special stuff with their sweaty mitts’. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 126 commandment

Posted on December 8, 2013 by rottobloggo

It’s good advice. TLA noted evidence of the boom’s decline earlier this week – and here I furnish more proof. The days a Dalkeith virgin could walk down the Terrace carrying a copper pipe, or wheeling a rubbish bin in … Continue reading →

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Devious Carclub

Posted on December 5, 2013 by rottobloggo

We’re the Devious Carclub… …and we park where we want!

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Outrage Sunday 125 transmute the energy

Posted on December 1, 2013 by rottobloggo

A snip at $165: transmute your beach energy on Napoleon Street. The energy at the Guildford Hotel has been well and truly transmuted. So much so the signs are falling down. This sign will probably burst into flames this afternoon. … Continue reading →

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they will eat anything

Posted on November 29, 2013 by rottobloggo

Li Cunxin made me weep when he said he to compete with rats for food while growing up in China. He probably snacked on the odd Aussie as well, judging by this media release: “A favoured ingredient in many Asian … Continue reading →

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Dalkieth

Posted on November 26, 2013 by rottobloggo

Even if you spell it right, it’s above Darch. It’s for sale.

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Outrage Sunday 124 psychic

Posted on November 24, 2013 by rottobloggo

TLA and I took our bitches to the Ledge last night to see some theatre (it was no Hedda Gabler, let me tell you). On the way we admired what they’re doing here, opposite Grapeskin. The vibrancy is sublime. That … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 123 poor show

Posted on November 17, 2013 by rottobloggo

A very poor show indeed from youths in Peppermint Grove on Halloween when it came to egg selection. The list was eggscised from my final report, but as well as the Pioneer Farm cage eggs you see here, there were … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 122 this is not news

Posted on November 10, 2013 by rottobloggo

I’m pleased to report the wonderful world of newspapers has turned the corner! “Readership declines less” is this take on the latest circulation figures (The West lost only 0.8 per cent). I trust this will help put an end to … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 121 Steve Waugh Book

Posted on November 3, 2013 by rottobloggo

The meaning of what? Krazy Kym and I saw SW once. We were waiting for someone at the airport. First out of the gate was the man himself. KK tugged my sleeve and said, “Look honey, it’s Steve Waugh”. My … Continue reading →

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