Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

BSWAM’s West 35th Street

A Bartender’s skills with a Manhattes returns.  West 35th Street. Soon all of New York not a historic district will look like this. Historic shopfront. Note inventive window treatment. Look, as long as you flush.  Tasteful signage. ( A New … Continue reading

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Turn down the vibrancy

Subiaco is making sure that it is as boring as possible by using the (played) medium of wall murals to campaign against sound vibrancy itself. Keep the music down people! We don’t want them to have a good time in … Continue reading

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Dozy

Bento claims this North Perth effort is Perth’s shittiest wall mural! Strong words, and a strong field in which to make them. Have you not been to Curtin recently Bento? *shudder*. No, this is well down the field. There’s no … Continue reading

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Absent R. Marsh

Wonderful find by Jane Z. Hidden away behind speakers at Vic Park Hockey Field in Carlisle. Ex home of Perth cricket club. Forget  Lillee (only runners up with Marsh and Lillee on board??) the hair on J Garrity is a … Continue reading

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Please don’t bronze Pavlich

Although another terrible bronze to mock would be a distraction from the other terrible bronzes in Fremantle, particularly the appalling Bon Scott and the thalidomide John Curtin. The West’s (soon to be writing Bennett’s Beat for the Sunday Stokes?) Ben … Continue reading

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Like kicking a sick dog

Oh Subi, sometimes I weep before, during and after bullying you. Like kicking out the crotch of a crippled child. I know what I said. GOOD DAY! So sad and so pathetic. Just look away.  

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Bushy 

Tullio asserts – with good reason that Murdoch’s Bush Court should be renamed. Any suggestions? 

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Federal Issue

The Federal Police don’t know how to work a Tarago???!  I am officially alert but not relaxed. This is huge. To. Not. Be. Capable. Of. Operating. A. People mover. Was it setting the clock or tuning in 6PR? in any … Continue reading

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Royalties for Gentleman’s Club

Senectus saw a wonderful Landcorp investment in North Perth. I would have thought an investment in drink hosties next door might have paid off better. But that’s why I’m not minister for crapholes and baffled bumpkin money toilets. Which is … Continue reading

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Gateway Bladder

Not so much a gateway drug, as gateway packaging. Kiddies squeezing the last drops from a 20 litre red cordial goonbag would be a sight to see. Wonderful worst by Anthony. Karakatta.  

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