Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

When the arse dies, the head will follow

I’ve had an amazing number of fantastic original submissions recently, which combined with my own archives run to almost 3 months of superb worsts to come, even at 6 posts a week. I’ve got so much so that I’m tempted … Continue reading →

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1001 Nights

The Cookster has been sending some very interesting worsts my way lately. I better put something up while I continue to struggle with the formatting of his turds in Subiaco video. Teh Cook was sent this photo via some intermediary … Continue reading →

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V Capri

Johnny Scrotum over at Young White Lesbians came through with the picture below from Inglewood. I can’t believe the quality of worsts coming in at the moment. It’s as if all of Perth suddenly realised, “Hey, we know shit. We … Continue reading →

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Through a Dark Glassly

Skink took the trouble of making up a Paul Murray/Idi Amin pic for me to celebrate the ex editor of the West Australian’s incomprehensible column today, during which he takes on the persona of Idi Amin(!) I didn’t want to … Continue reading →

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Top Hole

I’m fixing a hole where the rain gets in And stops my mind from wandering Where it will go – Beatles With the quality of worsts coming in at the moment, I could easily hang up my camera for a … Continue reading →

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Piss and teh Devil had done for teh rest.

The broccoli and the zucchini still lie, for all that I know, where Sumich buried them; and certainly they shall lie there for me. Oxen and wain-ropes would not bring me back again to that accursed Spearwood; and the worst … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 16

In the tradition of using Weekend Worstoffs to display some international efforts, here are a couple of USA worsts harvested by Fraser. Is one the cause of the other? Thanks Fraser. I know World drag a dead Italian around day … Continue reading →

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Song of The Blowhole

President Bush, you are from Texas, but Im sure you’ve seen one dolphin once in your lifetime. Wouldnt you like to keep seeing them in America’s oceans? So I hope you keep the dolphins safe. Please dont allow the Department … Continue reading →

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The Case of The Vanishing Dead

A puzzling worst from David Cohen. As he points out, why shouldn’t we know how many smoking deaths there were in 2006? Or perhaps the numbers didn’t fit with “official” expectations. Perhaps smokers increased their life expectancy during 2006 and … Continue reading →

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Flame On

“And the fires of hell are as nothing to the flames some plonkers will paint onto their chariots, and neither whores of babylon, nor beasts with numerous heads will ever convince them how shithouse it makes their chariots appear to … Continue reading →

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