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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Bar up for Burrup

Posted on December 16, 2009 by AHC McDonald

CB One sends this Bar up for Burrup calendar. If that was mine, I’d want it heritage listed too. When we were kids, we’d try to say Burrup Penninsular while burping.

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Cock Burn Split Sister

Posted on December 15, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Hey split sister who’s the one you want? Hey split sister COCK BURN! It’s a nice day to start again… Billy Idol Some nice South of River worsting from Gregg who wonders (not out loud) whether cock, burn, split and … Continue reading →

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Que? Myers goes Fawlty Towers on Santa’s Arse

Posted on December 14, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Speaking of sub editors, something from Squib (who I think has been absent from the comment section for a while.) Que indeed. I have a picture in my head of Outrage Cohen clipping Santa on the back of the head.

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The Straight Mike Walsh

Posted on December 14, 2009 by AHC McDonald

A TWOP fan the other day boasted on Twitter how they had seen Perth C Lister Basil “I don’t do Greek and I don’t know how my people got that reputation, probably was a dark night and there may have … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 87

Posted on December 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Am in Busso for the day, so a shorter worstoff than usual. Another Rockingham worst from Laus. Fant! They really are a special breed of cat down Rockingham way. Looks like it should be for sale in IKEA. Some Fant … Continue reading →

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Curtains for Busso

Posted on December 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Trying again from iPhone. Rate my curtains. Busselton.

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Sheep Manure. Apply Within

Posted on December 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Thanks to those that came to the live show last night. Went pretty well I think. Now, today. WAtching provides this remarkable shot which I have linked to the larger version because it’s such a nice photo. I have to … Continue reading →

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Hammer Time

Posted on December 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Just a simple  worst for the afternoon. Hammer Time seen by Michael, Cnr Spring and Mount Streets. Thanks Michael. In this part of Perth it was Hammer Time even before there was a Hammer Time.

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Rocky V

Posted on December 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Comedy starts at 8 tonight. I think will be a good night. What is it about Rockingham? How come even a Midland resident can feel superior? Has it got something to do with having that damp teatowel Mark McGowan as … Continue reading →

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And get with child a mandrake root…

Posted on December 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Go and catch a falling star Get with child a mandrake root Tell me where all past years are, Or who cleft the devil’s foot… John Donne Cimbali caught this extraordinary sign at the Fremantle Arts Centre. It was particularly … Continue reading →

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