Rocky V

Comedy starts at 8 tonight. I think will be a good night.

What is it about Rockingham? How come even a Midland resident can feel superior? Has it got something to do with having that damp teatowel Mark McGowan as local Gauleiter? Do they consider themselves to be country? Two submissions. One from Laus. I’d like to think this is irony Laus. They do have the sense of humour to elect Mark McGowan. Otherwise it would be like Brendon Grylls having bumpkin as a plate.And Mr X sent this with the implication that a Rockingham resident couldn’t tell the difference between a renal clinic and a police station. Well it appears they can’t.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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32 Responses to Rocky V

  1. monkeypants says:

    Scrag is such a beautiful word isn’t it? You can imply so much by saying so little:

    “… combines the character traits of sluttyness, ugliness, bitchyness and boozyness into one derogatory insult for a girl.
    Note: Can only be used for girls”


  2. rolly says:


    Once more, a misuse of a legitimate word by illegitimates.


  3. rolly says:

    Try this:

    scrag |skrag|
    verb ( scragged , scragging ) [ trans. ] informal chiefly Brit.
    handle roughly; beat up.
    • dated informal kill, esp. by strangling or hanging.
    1 an unattractively thin person or animal.
    2 dated informal a person’s neck.
    ORIGIN mid 16th cent.(as a noun): perhaps an alteration of Scots and northern English crag [neck.] The verb (mid 18th cent.) developed the sense [handle roughly] from the early use [hang, strangle.]


  4. Juffy says:

    Depends whether you want your kidneys massaged gently or not, really.


  5. shazza says:

    Strange thought process, thinking that if someone doesn’t notice the rather obvious WA Police sign, they will still notice the nicely typed note on the door.


  6. orbea says:

    I quite like the visual imagery of Mark McGowan as a damp tea-towel.

    Though I do like his stance on ethnic branch stacking.


  7. Bento says:

    I see the Rocky Police bought the ABC’s old ficus.


  8. flynn says:

    An recent visitor from OS commented how bogan (translated from original language) Carousel was. After I stopped laughing, I suggested she should only venture to Midland with an armed guard. Of course that was really high on her list of amazing tourist things to do when you only have a week in Perth.


  9. skink says:

    what touristy things do you recommend to American visitors, now that Dizzy Lamb has closed?


  10. Paracleet says:

    There is no such thing as Rocky V


  11. Laus says:

    The most shocking thing about the SCRAG car is there was no Playboy sticker on it.


  12. Laus says:

    Surprising, I know, but the pink wipers and her general appearance were all that contributed to the plate’s message (know those women you see who could be pregnant, or could just be really fat from a few too many Bulliet Bourbons?).


    • WAtching says:

      Lovely pic Laus.
      Love the mental image you paint there.
      I have learned from experience over the years that if your not sure whether a woman is pregnant or not- you just don’t mention it. It can be embarrassing if you get it wrong.
      So this is down Rockingham way where even the pensioners are hoon drivers.


  13. timothyrollin says:

    wow, how many people need to ask before making a sign is saving time?


  14. Mr X says:

    I asked that, Timothy. They actually didn’t answer the door on the first buzz to be sure I wasn’t after dialysis. Must have been a few.


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