Sheep Manure. Apply Within

Thanks to those that came to the live show last night. Went pretty well I think. Now, today. WAtching provides this remarkable shot which I have linked to the larger version because it’s such a nice photo. I have to apply to buy shit now? There’s a chance that when I put my application in, I may be rejected as not a fit person to be buying shit? Or are they saying that you shouldn’t apply it to the outside of your body?

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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38 Responses to Sheep Manure. Apply Within

  1. Snuff says:

    Unlike Stuart in Busselton, I’m not a big fan, having had to shovel out of the shearing sheds in Dansey’s Pass.

    p.s. I may have mentioned before that the local butcher was once most amused to see me, when as a kid, mum sent me shopping for blood and bone.

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  2. monkeypants says:

    i’m hearing ya snuff, as kids we used help out the at the uncles farm in Meredin and chasing the sheep and shovelling wonder nuggets was part of the job. what a scam that was.

    It would have been so much nicer like this!

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  3. chris says:

    Is that in Hami Hill? The whole building is a worst. Just up the road is ‘Cockburn Guns and Ammo’ which is a prime worst.

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  4. I think a lot of people would be put off by the chance that their application might be rejected. You’d have to prove you could provide a god home.

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  5. WAtching says:

    I was hoping Shazza could cast some light on this one given that it is on her turf.

    Exactly how many people are in that shed applying.

    and where is the ‘no time wasters’ clause.

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    • G'day from WA says:

      And how does one get in there in the first place? Is there a secret entry through one of those drums?

      WAtching, you may have gone back to Van Tongeren but you still owe me a pint for Kierath.

      WAs hoping to pick it up last night but all the WOP likelies disappeared right after the show.

      Good one by the way LA, our party thoroughly enjoyed the presentation.

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  6. shazza says:

    My Turf? This is South Freo?
    Outrageous. I’ll have it removed forthwith.

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  7. curious says:

    in ascot they give free horse shit away. don’t these folk know about the competitive nature of the capitalist system?

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  8. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Hope the night went well LA. I’d jsut sunk into the sofa with me slippers on an a hot cup of cocoa when I remembered but for the life of me I couln’t get offf the sofa. Prolly Rolly suffered a similar fate.

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