Hey split sister who’s the one you want?
Hey split sister COCK BURN!
It’s a nice day to start again… Billy Idol
Some nice South of River worsting from Gregg who wonders (not out loud) whether cock, burn, split and sister should ever be used in the same sentence. What Split City Councillor was dumb enough to hitch their wagon to the Cockburning community? Didn’t they visit? Or was a photo of a sign assuring them it was the “fun coast” enough? Is this also on Mark “The Damp Teatowel” McGowan’s patch?
Gregg Says… Oh and just to top it all off those naming geniuses have just called our new shopping precinct South Central. Sounds about right for the demographic, here’s what Wikipedia say: The name “South Central” had become almost synonymous with urban decay and street crime, and is considered the forefront for gang warfare and poverty.”
Awesome. Wonder if those dozens of cops always parked at BP Success (another great name) are going to start meting out justice Rodney King style? I’m all for it after spending a day at Gateway shops…
And to top it all off, WAtching chimes in with another cock sans burn, an image which featured in the live show.
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congrats to WAtching – the Cock pic was the highlight of the show (the best highlight among many, I should say)
is it available in higher rez so I can get a print?
I now have a mental image of WAtching kerb-crawling around the southern suburbs on the lookout for Cock.
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I don’t restrict myself to the southern suburbs. I’m not fussy about where i get my cock shots from. I am, however on the lookout for a defunct “cuntburn hire.”
That particular cock has river views- which in my opinion makes it not south of the river.
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Print your heart out skinkster.
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excellent
I tried rotating it, figuring the road was sloping and the roof flat, but it turns out to be all on the piss, even the trees
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…….as a change from looking out for cunt?
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Well i hope you all know how important it is to “respect the cock”!
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One’s cock should be like one’s best silver, taken out and polished, regularly.
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i clean my silver with lemon juice and salt…
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i’m not too sure curious, but cleaning ones cock with with lemon juice and salt might cause a man sword injury….
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Bit of a “boner”, that!
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or a lick sip suck incident?
mexican stuntman?
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tequila as cleaning fluid?
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it might just work!
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Just be careful not to get it in your eye!
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but onnie, i have it on good advise , that it is medically beneficial.
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Cateracts ?
Some thing that waiters do ?
Or Chefs de Cuisine, perhaps.
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good call skink, trying to work out the angles on WAtching’s photo got me all upset – is the building sinking? And are the trees or the pole leaning? not to take away from that magnificent cock-work… cockburn council like to put their name on every sign at least 3 times (as you would see in the second photo if not for my dodgy phone camera)so I’m thinking some great work could be done in our area with a bit of white paint… city of cock anyone?
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It’s cock-eyed.
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I’m deadset metagrobolised by the angles on WAtching’s photo.
WARNING : NSFW
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Sorry guys. Should’ve mentiioned that i had a little photographic help from my old friend Escher.
I can confirm that the road is sloping, the roof is slanting and the trees are askew (freo doctor).
What does that make you?
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