Reacharound

OK, who is the clown that did this? I’m trawling the bestseller types, seeing if there are any of them worth reading. Kellerman – largely crap. James Lee Burke, risible Wintoning. This is the first Jack Reacharound I have read. Starting off OK, but they all do. Yes you Stieg Larsson. I am a little puzzled though. Isn’t there a Jack Reacher film with Tom Cruise? Reacher describes himself as a big guy 6 feet 5 inches tall. A full three feet taller than Cruise. In any case, this vandalism is how Nazi Germany started.reacher

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hold the front page!

Those pesky IODs! They’re far more dangerous than IEDs or even IUDs.wet

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Outrage

Some nice alarm outrage seen by Orbea in West Perth. Formal complaint. Nice.outrage

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Killer Beez

One of the last rural sections of the arrondissement. A small bar or vacant shop will be built here if we don’t get a heritage order.killerkillercu

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Newman

Have we had Newman before? In any case, don’t drink the water. By The Ducktoucher. Could you use it for an enema?newman

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plucky Perth

“It may not be a cultural mecca like Melbourne but don’t underestimate plucky Perth,” say Express Newspapers in Pommyland.

They’re a bit luke-warm on Shazzatown, though: “Locals love to hate “Freo” and the Freemantle Markets may offer a little too much “alternative” lifestyle for some people. There’s no shortfall of felt bags, handmade jewellery and melodic buskers here.”

But Cott gets the thumbs-up: “Cottesloe’s iconic sprawling sands, fringed with distinctive pointy Norfolk pines, sum up everything a great family Aussie beach should be.” Cott, of course, is “one of 19 within the city limits, with miles of white sand and clear waters as well as stupendous views across to car-free Rottnest (Rotto)”.

And don’t forget: “Join a Nannup guide whose family are direct descendents of the Wadjuk for a tour through the Southern Hemisphere’s largest green space, Kings Park, to learn about bush tucker survival and Dreamtime history. The native flora and fauna here, such as the mighty Boab tree, are magnificent. Don’t miss the park’s highlight, a stroll over the canopy of eucalyptus trees via a sweeping glass and steel aerial walkway (indigenouswa.com).”express

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Oiled

Buddha LaLaLand saw this sad unctuous reminder of the once powerful road opening skills of the oleaginous Julian Grill in 1984. No doubt the scissors kept slipping from his dripping fingers. Even he wouldn’t have predicted that the soon to be Tonkin Highway would be shunned by racist West Australians.Boro-to-Bogan-Highway

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