Killer Beez

One of the last rural sections of the arrondissement. A small bar or vacant shop will be built here if we don’t get a heritage order.killerkillercu

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Newman

Have we had Newman before? In any case, don’t drink the water. By The Ducktoucher. Could you use it for an enema?newman

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plucky Perth

“It may not be a cultural mecca like Melbourne but don’t underestimate plucky Perth,” say Express Newspapers in Pommyland.

They’re a bit luke-warm on Shazzatown, though: “Locals love to hate “Freo” and the Freemantle Markets may offer a little too much “alternative” lifestyle for some people. There’s no shortfall of felt bags, handmade jewellery and melodic buskers here.”

But Cott gets the thumbs-up: “Cottesloe’s iconic sprawling sands, fringed with distinctive pointy Norfolk pines, sum up everything a great family Aussie beach should be.” Cott, of course, is “one of 19 within the city limits, with miles of white sand and clear waters as well as stupendous views across to car-free Rottnest (Rotto)”.

And don’t forget: “Join a Nannup guide whose family are direct descendents of the Wadjuk for a tour through the Southern Hemisphere’s largest green space, Kings Park, to learn about bush tucker survival and Dreamtime history. The native flora and fauna here, such as the mighty Boab tree, are magnificent. Don’t miss the park’s highlight, a stroll over the canopy of eucalyptus trees via a sweeping glass and steel aerial walkway (indigenouswa.com).”express

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Oiled

Buddha LaLaLand saw this sad unctuous reminder of the once powerful road opening skills of the oleaginous Julian Grill in 1984. No doubt the scissors kept slipping from his dripping fingers. Even he wouldn’t have predicted that the soon to be Tonkin Highway would be shunned by racist West Australians.Boro-to-Bogan-Highway

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Outrage Sunday 101 smudging of energies

I’m trying to get some Bethany time again, but so far no “joy” with this Swan Valley specimen. I suspect her energies are unsmudged.grenacheFar be it from me to unsmudge TLA’s energies, but I fear he will be enrages by this triptych. Krazy Kym dutifully bit into her apple expecting the poster scene to be replicated – but she was not drenched in juice. What the? Cue a predictable Flangemaster diatribe about the worstness of our apples. I will have a lie down on my “doona”.apple1apple2apple3This Mosman Park scene of unsmudged energy was frightening. No wonder the dog is running for his life. My pineal gland was shaken.hoodieNah yeah but look. I may not be able to post next Sunday, as my energies will have been smudged. I will be (and I hope you will be too) at the CWA hall in Serpentine. FORGET that recent Nannup farrago: this is the real deal. Wesak celebrations: full moon, solar eclipse. In case you don’t do the Meetup thing, I have cut’n'pasted for your benefit:

You are invited to attend a special day of celebration. The rural setting of Serpentine has been chosen as the site to conduct this celebration as it is an important Power Node for the earth. Meeting in a spiritual and/or sacred way near to any of the earth’s power nodes is greatly enhanced at the Holy time of Wesak, celebration of the Buddha. Strictly no entrance for “Rainmakers”.

A door to sacred knowledge is opened where changes occur and a new Solar Radiation frequency is projected. This Aquarian Shift or Crystalline (Ascension) Grid allows for the opening of the pineal gland, located in the brain, thus allowing for the expansion and improved clarity of psychic/spiritual vision.
This is a powerful and incredibly charged unique event. Guardians of the Earth will be present. It is a potent time where Divine Light is more easily received, integrated and transformed into wisdom.
With the presence of the Cosmic and Spiritual Hierarchy:
– Any obstacle can be released.
– Acceleration and clarity is enhanced, even for urban planners.

 

Program:
From 10.45am On arrival – smudging of energies
11.00am Start ceremonial introductions – information about Wesak
11.30am Chanting to clear chakras and align energies
11.45am Full Moon IAMU Meditation presented by Joan van Lawick
12.30pm Questions/discussion time
12.45pm Lunch
1.45pm Crystal Bowl Meditation played and presented by Lisa Throssell
2.45pm Afternoon tea

 

Cost: $5 each to cover ($80 for hall hire), and coffee and tea facilities provided.

 

Bring: Water bottle, Yoga mat, pillow, doona etc to lie down for the crystal bowl meditation. Lunch to share – finger foods etc, fridge available.

 

Venue: CWA Hall, Corner Richardson & Tonkin Streets (~ no. 44 on Google Maps) Take Freeway south, turn LEFT at Karnup Road continue into Serpentine, turn RIGHT at the roundabout onto Richardson Street, continue until the corner of Tonkin.

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Weekend Worstoff 250

Pete F. saw a Cocos seed pod being put to bad use.week250frond
Moist Yukka? asks Daniel. Why not? Moister the better.week250moist
On the Onkyo this week.week250blue
Another metamucil chemtrail by Ben A. in Rockingham.week250chem
Worst well.

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Rocky

Unfortunately soft focus but otherwise wonderful plate celebrating the first boat to be set on fire by drunken youths in Rockingham, home of Mark, slightly damp teatowel McGowan, and demonstrating his transport plan. The steam train is unloading bales of Marijuana. Note the Po’Boy tree (formerly blackboys) too. Village to violent craphole. By Dan. Found in Guildford.rocking

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