November 12, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
Is this as bad as putting up an anti skidmark sign in the staff bog? Another from G’day. 
And1 from zippy just because apparently I never put anything up they send. I need to change email. I can’t highlight things in hotmail. I’m sure this is much gold I have in my inbox which would be just too hard to find. Zippy says…
Hi Lazy,
Add this to your collection of images I’ve sent in that you never publish. The plaque is on the wharf at Freo. The fish and chips were WAY over priced, but the waitress happily explained the Shit On You acronym free of charge. Nice. Much love, Zippy. 
Posted in worst graffiti, worst sign | Tagged worst graffiti, worst sign | 3 Comments »
November 12, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
Muzz Buzz in South Perth. Apparently chalked without irony. Submitted by Zoot Finster. I assume the cappucino foam frother was silenced for 2 minutes as well. And does that poppy have a touch of the Tiny Pinders about it? 
Posted in worst advertising | Tagged muzz buzz, muzz buzz south perth, worst advertising | 53 Comments »
November 11, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
G’Day sends in this portal to another dimension. Perhaps you can step through into a tourism zone such as Midland where the shops are open late and McGyver battles mutant locals. Apparently the Terry Tyzac Aquatic centre can be seen in the background. Tezza town probably houses the crystal that powers this motherfucker. 
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged stargate, stargate perth, terry tyzac | 62 Comments »
November 10, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
I happened to bump into to a couple of lovely TWOP fans Kat and Jasper at Threeninenine Bar on my way home last night. Only thing is, the fuckers were bending forks. You heard me. They had a huge box of forks and they were bending them Uri Geller style right there at the bar. How metrocentric! Makes me a little hesitant in my plans though for a TWOP gathering for the million hits. If these guys are fork benders, god knows what perversions I’ll have my face rubbed in. I’m imagining full sized Baravans made out of matchsticks. I’m thinking of a Thursday evening at The Brisbane Hotel. I will agree to be there drinking, and people can drop in if they wish. Thoughts? Here’s the fork I rescued before it got bent.
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged 399 bar, fork bending, threeninenine bar | 50 Comments »
November 10, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
Here he comes the killer again…
Here he comes the Kunt Killer again… The Triffids
Whoa, don’t tell Tafecuntz. I’m a little lost with this one. The fact that some vigilante Kunt killer is on the streets of Mt Lawley both thrills and chills. I want a definition to see which side of the stool I fall. The Kunt Killer would probably have a really Kool Kostume too.
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November 9, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
This brazen and chilling attempt by Brendon Grylls to introduce tractor pulls by stealth to the metrocentric area cannot stand. A truck pull is just the thin end of the wedge. Don’t forget Brendon that we metrocentrics are the ones that put our hands in our pockets to buy all the crap that you bumkins grow. If you want to criticise metrocentrics, don’t speak with your wallet full. And don’t start pushing your perverted country “entertainments” on us. Tractor and truck pulls, along with the satanic B&S’s should stay in Corrigin where they belong. I urge all city types to get out there and in an effete way NOT pull that rope. Perhaps the occasional “meh” could also be voiced. Can this really be the solution to the ooshta deficit in the city?
Posted in worst entertainment | Tagged Brendon grylls, haulpak, tractor pull, truck pull, truck pull perth | 27 Comments »
November 9, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
Do you see the worst straight off? Is it worst because part of the $1.23 billion Roads to recovery funding is being spent on a no through road? Well yes, but no. I hope there is a witty No U turn sign just inside those Frog doors. Thanks Cimbali. Where is this?
Posted in worst house | Tagged roads to recovery, worst house | 64 Comments »
November 6, 2009 by The Lazy Aussie
Chris found this link to be the funniest he had seen for a long time. Funnier even than donkeys rooting Mason jars. Kerry Stokes apparently with a straight face claims that The West may charge for online content. Today they had Britney on the front page. I would have paid for their breaking news of a motorcycle hit by bus in Tapping. Murray’s blog is also worth paying money for. I didn’t even know there was such a place as Tapping. Probably falls into the “Perth suburbs that don’t exist” category, like Darch. If Darch did exist, wouldn’t they have named it something other than Darch?
Can anyone see anything here that they would actually pay for?
And I feel I didn’t get enough recognition for my tweet into the Sydney media140 conference yesterday.THIS is the future of journalism.
Butcher to #media140 – Journos should try cheaper cuts of meat. Rabbit, brisket and neck were delicious alternatives for redundant media professionals
Posted in worst newspaper | Tagged tapping, the west, the west australian, worst newspaper | 73 Comments »
CB Onesent some shots. He’s afraid that Perth will lose some if its vibrant holes in the ground if the current crop of Oooshta wallahs have their way. This one should be heritage listed. It would be a shame to block the views to all those other worsts in the BG. CB One also found this plea to Tron in Northbridge. 
And one more from Bento of a car with headless redback graphic. 
Thanks everyone. Worst well.
