Sex Wipe My Arse

Maybe I’m the only one not to have seen these. Instead of an alternative to Savage Bliss condoms in The Queens Hotel toilet, was this.Australia’s leading pheremone wipe? There are competitors? Use responsibly people, only wipe it on neck and wrist. Don’t tie your shoelaces after using, or you might get women humping your leg.

sex wipe

sex wipe

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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14 Responses to Sex Wipe My Arse

  1. forkboy1971 says:

    Wipe on Daniel San
    My erotic Miyagi
    Stroke my Cobra Kai


  2. Ljuke says:

    I once tried this stuff, but couldn’t see any differences. I STILL had shitloads of ladies trying to get at me.


  3. David Cohen says:

    Were their knickers on fire too, Ljuke?


  4. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Pull her drawers all the way down.
    Remove your product.
    Push till finished .
    Wipe .
    Put drawers back on.
    Hey you idiot this is misleading and deceptive advertising. Where’s the ACCC on this one.


  5. Bento says:

    How many of those wipes would I require in order to counteract the effects of Bohemian Pilsener, which is scientifically proven to decrease sexual attraction?


  6. jallenha says:

    So has women humping your leg recently become a bad thing?


  7. jallenha says:

    So has women humping your leg recently become a bad thing?
    Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!


  8. xald says:

    Holy Mother of… Something tells me that the kind of people who would actually use this need more than a wet wipe of pheromones to increase their sex appeal.


  9. Snuff says:

    We need some expert opinion on this, TLA, but who ?


  10. Jackson says:

    I am become sex


  11. Hugh Jass says:

    Anyone know where I can get a root? It’s been so long I think I forget what to do. Perhaps some of this product will help me seduce the old skanky moles at work?

    Anything is better than nothing, right?


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  13. Cookster says:

    Even I didn’t know about this and Inside Cover calls me Mr Sexpot!


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