Maybe I’m the only one not to have seen these. Instead of an alternative to Savage Bliss condoms in The Queens Hotel toilet, was this.Australia’s leading pheremone wipe? There are competitors? Use responsibly people, only wipe it on neck and wrist. Don’t tie your shoelaces after using, or you might get women humping your leg.

sex wipe
Wipe on Daniel San
My erotic Miyagi
Stroke my Cobra Kai
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I once tried this stuff, but couldn’t see any differences. I STILL had shitloads of ladies trying to get at me.
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Were their knickers on fire too, Ljuke?
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No, but they were badly photoshopped.
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Pull her drawers all the way down.
Remove your product.
Push till finished .
Wipe .
Put drawers back on.
Hey you idiot this is misleading and deceptive advertising. Where’s the ACCC on this one.
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How many of those wipes would I require in order to counteract the effects of Bohemian Pilsener, which is scientifically proven to decrease sexual attraction?
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So has women humping your leg recently become a bad thing?
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So has women humping your leg recently become a bad thing?
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!
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Holy Mother of… Something tells me that the kind of people who would actually use this need more than a wet wipe of pheromones to increase their sex appeal.
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We need some expert opinion on this, TLA, but who ?
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I am become sex
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Anyone know where I can get a root? It’s been so long I think I forget what to do. Perhaps some of this product will help me seduce the old skanky moles at work?
Anything is better than nothing, right?
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Even I didn’t know about this and Inside Cover calls me Mr Sexpot!
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