Well I guess I have to post this right away. Erecting today. I like that it is exactly in front of where Budgericars was, where I bought my 1970 V8 Valiant. By The Colour H.
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Nothing bad about this. Almost as good as the infamous PERTH sign during CHOGM.
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PERT
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ARRONDISSEME
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the ET is in my yard
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Not gone home?
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won’t piss off. dogs shit scared
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Call me if Drew Barrymore turns up, ok?
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What about Hanson-Young in a thong?
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Or Alannah? I don’t know why I haven’t been invited to unveiling.wtf.
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photoshopped boozies ‘n all
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The mind boggles.
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is the sign party erected, or has it already begun to subside?
and what exactly is the colour scheme? it looks like scrofula
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it really needs to be rearranged into FAT TEETS
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Anagram server gives Barrette Foetus, and Beaters Tote Fur.
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=beaufortstreet&t=1000&a=n
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Batterer Foetus ?? nice one.
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oooh, hours of fun with the anagrammer:
Darryl Moore is A Moldy Error
Patti Chong is Hot Pig Can’t
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You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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I was thinking the same thing. I guess Stirling Council would be the “Goddamn stinking apes…”
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The Force is with them.
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There’s an idea for a new small bar name.
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Not “The Force”, obviously, but “Goddamn Stinking Apes” has some ring to it and it could even be in the shape of The Statue of Liberty’s head.
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Le Stinking Ape?
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Or if we’re after a Cuban theme, El Simio Apestoso (with thanks to Google translate).
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I’d go there.
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Cuban ‘eels as an opener?
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Apple Apetini
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And did you see that Perth’s finally getting a pintxos bar, 3 years after I called it?
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wa/18839275/pintxos-puts-bite-into-wolf-lane-variety/
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America’s Ned.
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Quick. Get me to the trademarker’s office.
http://www.theage.com.au/national/classic-hollywood-ending-for-australian-who-chased-a-sign-in-the-stars-20130622-2oph1.html
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Oh dear.
http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Imagination-Entertainment-Ltd/internet/Imagination-Entertainment-Ltd-Imagination-Games-Threats-to-kill-a-known-civil-rights-activ-967926
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it is extremely hideous, and looks like plaster crudely whacked onto old pallets, cut into letter shapes, and coloured in with crayon.
is this alannah’s last gift to the ‘diss?
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I’m far from in love with it, but it’s better than looking at an empty car park.
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really?
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Well, they should sell the car park and build something there, and put parking down the bottom of the hill if they think it is necessary. But surely, using TLA’s scale of ‘is the location better or worse with the public art’, you’d concede it’s better?
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A salute to Budgericars should be highest on the agenda. I might get off the bus and have a proper look at it tonight, since I don’t seem to have been invited to any wine and pizza opening.
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Perhaps a sculpture of a hemi with an ‘eternal smoke’ feature.
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Fucken hemi.
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Maybe it’s a commercial sign, not artwork? As in Vavel Travel, 666 Beaufort Street, Contal speaking…
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They are going to add the final ET right?
Right? Or is it going to be a tribute to Beneath The Planet of The Apes.
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or the final ‘P’ is casting now?
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