I took a special trip to see this. I had to have two heavily over chilled pints at the Scotto afterwards, (they freeze their beer????) but that’s not the issue. I’m not 100% on my boundaries, but I’m pretty sure this complete disaster is the responsibility of the Town of Vincent (Yes they claim to be a city, but that’s obviously bogus). And since it’s a wall fronting a TOV carpark, I assume they spent ratepayer money on it. Can someone confirm this, and if so, the amount. It was put to me that it was such a bad idea, that it was always going to be an embarrassment no matter how vibrant the execution. And the execution is terrible and yet not terrible enough to be post vibrant. The Gorbachev Costanza alone… Town of Vincent kind of puts itself out as some kind of progressive forward thinking enclave, but this shows just how bankrupt the imagination there is. They recently banned coffee selling at their farmers market. Even if the coffee beans were stunted and had been pecked by birds! True story! They have managed to actually make the experience of parking worse than it would have been with an asbestos fence! And the theme is so detached from the locality, so old and played and boring in conception, that you start to think that maybe Mayor John Carey would actually be suited for state level politics. Terrible idea, poorly executed. The Town of Vincent thinks they are better than you. This shows they are not.
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Fonzie jumping the shark would have been more appropriate pop culture reference.
“Gorbachev Costanza tear down this wall.”
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Shark jumping might have been a reference to the mural scene and might therefore have been good. That’s why they didn’t do it
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“Gorbachev Costanza tear down this wall.” Lol
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It doesn’t make sence!
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It’s a skill. Like juggling.
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Where’s a misaligned Commodore when you need one
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According to CoV, murals will not be carried out if the “Artwork… is not in keeping with the aesthetic and social context of the location.” (Source: http://www.vincent.wa.gov.au/files/assets/public/your_council/policies2012/communityservices/3.10/3109_public_murals.pdf)
So you must be wrong about it being inappropriate for the site. True story.
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Well thats interesting.
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Follow the paint drips.
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its a wall mural about nothing
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and where the hell is the namesake in the image….. NO Seinfeld?
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He is there. Puffy shirt. It goes on forever.
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It has a certain je ne sais quoi, non?
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A certain je ne sais quoi? How much would you expect to get for what $20k, 30k?
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My answer to that question has a certain je ne sais pas.
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I’ve heard there is a movement to get Seinfeld to stand next to it when he tours. It’s starting to feel like that weird German Hasselhof thing.
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How completely embarrassing that would be for everyone concerned.
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James Dean must be relieved to be dead, and thus spared the ignominy of posing next to an Inglewood cake shop.
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Cake shop gone. Will it be vanished worst?
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Hate you to think you’re the only organ of record covering this one: http://soperth.com.au/seinfeld-street-art-mt-lawley-13566 Mind you, I get the sense that they like it.
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Scooped by an unknown blog. How embarrassment.
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Indeed , his claims to a journal of record in runis.
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Trump got elected and Leonard Cohen died but I can imagine that, relatively speaking, this mural could still be the worst thing that happened to someone this week.
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Was commissioned by the peeps from Smartline Motgage Brokers in Mt. Lawley
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So no ratepayer cash?
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now you like it yeah?
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It is really terrible whatever knobhead approved it. I’m sure the Town of Vincent has a tree beard or wood nymph in mind to approve.
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A giant wang eating Mrs Dance as she cuts down the tree: that would be the go.
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He has form :http://www.vincent.wa.gov.au/Services/Arts_Culture/Mural_Art_Directory/Paul_Deej
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Is that the bloke who is Elena Ferrante??
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Ah , I see you speak fluent Italian , Sir Davo , however the interpid jerbalist never reveal their sauces.
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