Dear Queens. Could I talk to your staff about having some means to dry my fucking hands after using the bog? Or am I supposed to pay $2 for a pheromone wipe? And while we are at it, your limp and tasteless “fries” would have embarrassed the defunct King Street Cafe. Think about it.
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The Worst of Perth 
If you think their “fries” are limp and tasteless what do you think of the muzak that get’s played at Queens? At least you can stroll up Beaufort Street and have a 50% chance of something decent being played at The Flying Scotsman.
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Their strategy is to open a few minutes before the good bars and voila! No hand driers required.
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have the #stirlingstreetsexworkers co-opted the drier for their more choice clientele?
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Who washes their hands at the Queens? You want handwashing, fancy pants, get yourself to a vibrant small bar. Otherwise, shut your face and drink your (slightly willy-scented) beer.
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The Queens toilets have resolutely maintained the same pungent smell of piss since the days it was a bar for Derros.
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same derros, same low low personal hygiene standards, now sponsored by Ed Hardy
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Ed hardy, that’s it. What’s Elwood. Is that the same?
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For a while there I thought Elwood was some kind of US Navy ship, given the numbers of doogs wearing their snowflake Elwoods at the OBH and other traps.
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A beer which generally speaking will cost a dollar more than the equivalent at The Scotsman.
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And not a wifi in sight.
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Good DAY, sir.
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Nice drunk proof laminating though. By the tone of this post, I take it the Wipe On Sex Appeal wipes don’t work then?
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Perhaps they do but not for bipeds?
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I like the implication that by “checking” someone regularly opens the door to the toilet and mutters: “yep, still there.”
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Yes, strong smell of piss still working for us.
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Buy some pheromones and build a bridge of concrete from Bunnings or something.
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flush the wet wipes, make a fatberg.
Oh those poor manholes
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