Tag Archives: Worst suburb

Bayswater Deserves Basso

Posted on January 8, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Lot of competing Bayswater FB groups at the moment. Basically in response to Bassendean and Maylands residents snickering into their pinxtos in their pubs and small bars as Baysie continues to be a shithole with a cheese shop and (now) … Continue reading →

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A little tilt- up in the Forest

Posted on September 24, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Oh Kalamunda. You so crazy. Finally Australia’s ugliest town centre turns the corner. It’s like Subi in the hills. ie a craphole.

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Could be anywhere

Posted on August 12, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Don’t narrow it down. Could be anywhere not under She-Ra’s domain. Wait. Looking closer. Nedlands? Oh no. No. Seriously no. Ever since Sir Charles Court… By Pete F.   

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Flush me a river

Posted on June 18, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Kalamunda trying harder with its dunnies. Too hard? Too soon? Doodle fish over the dryer a nice touch. I guess it’s aspirational deep sewes for septic tank lovin’ K town. No French drain is going to run as well as this. … Continue reading →

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and Sniff?

Posted on May 1, 2015 by AHC McDonald

They’ve thought of the scratch, but thought stopped before they had a chance to think about the sniff. Stop trying so hard Maylands, Subi is dead already. By Mat.  

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Vibrancy removal officer

Posted on November 27, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Bento notes that nothing brings a community together like a poster of a grumpy council worker. Just part of the service for the relentlessly crappy dead heart of Bayswater on King William Street. Where you can use the free wifi … Continue reading →

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Kalamunda “Still Baffled”…

Posted on October 15, 2014 by AHC McDonald

…as ugly continues to go all the way to the bone. From Echo Kalamunda News, 11 Oct 2014.

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The Sands of Jindalee

Posted on August 12, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Bento found another bong graveyard in another possibly fictitious suburb Jindalee. Is it real? It’s no Darch.

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Unless Rapture

Posted on July 30, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Beautiful multiworst submission from Bill O’Slatter. The pencil pines, the Cocoses,the savage blue sky, the brick and tile, the Morleyness – and is that a Queensland Box hiding back there? You’d be positively satanic to refuse that plea to play … Continue reading →

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Verge Vibrancy

Posted on February 22, 2013 by AHC McDonald

For out of towners, Perth has this moronic system of verge pickups, where the local council will pick up discarded fatback tvs and broken furniture on a specific date. This means that people litter the roadway with crap for months … Continue reading →

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