Tag Archives: worst journalist

A quiet crap in Allen Park…

Posted on November 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This was recently sent in by a journalistic type. It was labelled Allen Park 1982. They asked, “Could it be the little doggy unfortunate enough to be born into the Paul (Nurry) Murray family?” It’s hard to tell if the … Continue reading →

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…gets the chiks

Posted on October 28, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Not my photo, but a worst that can’t be ignored. Outrage Cohen selling media ball tickets, or Chicks aka chiks. And here’s a press release from Liz Constable with more fucking vibrancy. Hopman Cup? Vibrant my arse. FUCK OFF with … Continue reading →

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Man to Man Menswear

Posted on October 21, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Why the hell does The West continue to run its crappy racing liftout? My theory is that the paper would feel embarassingly thin if it wasn’t padded out with Doomben dogs. Woogle it, it’s true. However I do have a … Continue reading →

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Not without my Ipod

Posted on October 18, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Nick spotted this Walkley quality item from The Subiaco Post. At least one ipod taken? The fucking humanity!  Police are refusing to confirm that an AM radio and a flab blaster were also netted in this haul. Perhaps this is … Continue reading →

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Who will pay for bad journalism?

Posted on September 15, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Now finally some journalism we can really get our teeth into. Nurry, Mosellas, Cohen et al can merely dream of a scoop like this. Global warming is a British (British mind you) conspiracy to cause global genocide. Seemingly Prince Philip … Continue reading →

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Get Tuscany out of my pussy

Posted on July 8, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Andrew was uncertain whether Catherine Deveney really meant to write being raped by beauty, but since she repeats it in the rest of her article, then she must have. Surely she meant “I’m being sodomised by Europe”? which would fit … Continue reading →

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Wankeurs

Posted on July 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I thought I had exhausted Inside Cover and The West rants for now, until Jian sent me their caption competition winner from last week. Japs? Really? Can we expect a photo of an old wall so “chinks” or even “dykes” … Continue reading →

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Pam you all to Hell!

Posted on July 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Alright, alright, ALRIGHT! I’m doing it. When journalists and media types (not Barra) keep asking when the next Paul Murray rant is coming, I have to oblige. The trouble with Murray is that lately he just hasn’t been bad enough. … Continue reading →

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ABC Thriller stunt falls flat

Posted on June 29, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Slanderer picked up that Karina Carvalho, ABC TV newsreader seemed to be making some bizarre Michael Jackson joke, even while she was reading the news about the star’s death. The hair, the thriller jacket – What gives Karina? I suppose … Continue reading →

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I wouldn’t piss on Mandurah if it was on fire…

Posted on June 26, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Finally some media. And it’s not Teh West or La Chong  for a change. Here I was at the Queens hotel, lathered in sex wipes and admiring the naff decor when I saw a piece by John Eales in Fin … Continue reading →

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