Primo greypower rainmaker Howard “Teh Riddance” Sattler has taken up blogging for those who are interested (ie nobody). He’s aiming to unseat Wilson Tuckey as blogging king. I have to take issue already. Wasn’t your sacking “craptacular” rather than spectacular Howard? Get your facts straight.
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Honorous? Hahahaha. You fucking idiot, Howard.
I also like how he has coined the term “It’s not cricket” for one of his posts. He should TM that piece of originality.
Subtitled, “Spraying the bowl of truth”.
I figure its a blog entirely listing people he reckons are gay. Then again I didn’t read it, what a fag.
Help me out here: does he mean onerous?
Don’t get all “holier than now”.
That’s enough of your “power puff attitude”.
We’ll never know – in fact, it looks like he didn’t know – revisit to the actual page shows that the adjective has simply been removed…
I had forgotten to tag this post with “opus dei”. Now corrected.
Goodness! His Facebook Females post is, er, epic.
This reminds me of those glorious days when we’d all pile onto whatever nonsense Patti Patti posted, trying to get rude words past the mods, until Patti challenged skink to a fight behind the bike sheds.
has anyone seen or heard from Patti in the last year?
I’m imagining that she’s escaped overseas and is living incognito with Pankaj and Radhika Oswal as their house maid.
‘Don’t walk on that floor, I just mopped it!’
I saw her at the vagistrates court recently.
defending a pedo?
that seems to be the level of work she attracts these days
Don’t know if there was any probonopedo work happening.
I saw her in the Perth Magistrates Court this morning, representing someone.
Ken Bates was also there, representing a different client.
They did not speak in court.
What were you charged with?
Being too good.
Oh my fucking gawd. Is it really possible his thoughts are worse in written form than spoken?
At least in written form I don’t have to wince every time he mangles words like ‘commonwealth’ and ‘government’.
It must be very liberating to be free to say whatever he wants. Except for the whole ‘not getting paid’ thing, I guess.
When dictating to old codgers, please don’t do it so rapidly.
I thought his sacking was excellent, albeit long overdue, but spectacular works for me too.
I can’t get teh internet in my cab.
I was interviewed on 6PR in the early nineties by Liam Bartlett, who had a night time show then. While i waited to go on I noticed the fridge was full of dog food. Probably some promo thing. As soon as Liam started asking me his dumb programmed questions, I interrupted him and said, “Liam, how come there’s so much dog food in the fridge? Is that in case Howard gets hungry?” Liam went white… but we continiued.
Isn’t Howard teh gey because he once washed his hair?
I can’t find his blog url, would someone please be a darl and post it?
I linked the photo to it.
So you did. Thanks
Sounds like he needs that dog food now.
Oh my fucking god, it’s unmoderated!!!!
Oh no it’s not.
For one shining moment I thought I’d fulfilled a lifelong dream of telling Sattler he’s a fuckwit.
i feel your pain.
good to see that Howard starts off by declaring that he is using his blog to say whatever he likes without censorship, and then moderates any comments that disagree with him. Hypocrisy from day one.
For those asking, although I am a technological dinosaur, I think racist taxi drivers may be able to access the blog via Bluetooth.
FFS: there’s a post ‘Then and Now’ that starts off with some senile ramblings about golf and then warps into a winge about being misuderstood about his comment ‘good riddance.’
In fact, most of his posts seem to dissolve into spittle-drenched diatribes against his sacking. It’s wonderful. I get to live his dismissal over and over again.
He badly needs an editor. You can’t just wing it in writing , as he did on radio, but hey who gives a shit.
He should enroll in “Transitioning to the new media for old media dinosaurs 101”, run by the New Technology branch at Curtin.
Isn’t that what Tony Barearse does now?
Yes, the textbook for the course is
“Toward 2030 :De-constructing the Landscape of the New Media , a guide for dinosaurs., An Open Academic Inquiry”
Editor : J. Satan,
Contributors: P.Harries ,T.Barearse, G.Hoey,M. Kay, P.Waltham, K.O’Klammity.
Where is Teh Nurries??
With a chapter on cutting and pasting by…
Busy copying and pasting the one column he’s ever written. So he’s mastered that technology.
Nurries will wind up his career at Dirksey’s radio station , as there is a lack of senior’s “talent” there. There is no room left at Curtin , and I can see those bastards fighting to the death over the control of the P.A. in the dementia ward.
his website has the suffix .me, which I believe is the domain for Montenegro.
is Howard so paranoid that he is routing through a goat-herder’s shack in the Balkans?
i thought it was an apple client thingy.
In any case,goatse.
Sattler has started replying to posts on his site. He must have just woken from his nanna nap.
He assures me he will not moderate posts unless they contain foul language.
Well, that rules out mentioning the name Howard Sattler.
His Facebook followers are reporting you in an attempt to have your account closed down skink. They’re precious souls aren’t they?
how do you know that?
ah, I see it now
my favourite comment: ‘us with real brains will just ignore him.’
You mean like they closed down Howard’s Facebook page the little Hypocrites Howie can dish it out – but he cannot take it – Skink pull out the big gun post THAT photo from the Xmas Party
Are you back Frank? You can’t do Riddance style blocking and sulking. McGowan is still a slightly damp teatowel. If you can’t handle that..,,
Erm you may notice I’m following your FB page And howard could set up a Group which could be open, closed or in his case Secret
That photo got deleted after a request from the person who took it, Frank. Besides, nobody could ever humiliate Sattler more than he does himself.
Correction. I’ve just reviewed my correspondence from that time and that link was removed by TLA, but not as a result of any request from the person who took the photo.
Photo? What photo? I’ve just woken up from a nanna nap myself.
his twitter account is a series of desperate request for fb friends.
I got blocked from THe Nurry’s Twitter account cos I called him a hack – then his PD John Solvander suddenly whinged cos I blocked HIM cos I didn’t answer if I was a member of Friends of The ABC – I let that lapse cos they were more interested in organising Western Suburbs Afternoon Wankfests rather than challenge why the ABC were becoming Murdoch’s Free PR Machine and a Liberal Party Mouthpiece
a Liberal Mouthpiece?
but haven’t you been listening to Nurry?
the ABC is full of feral hippy lefties intent on imposing their trotskyite agenda of impartial journalism on an unsuspecting public. Or something
I’m referring to the Federal ABC – Hutchison is the only leftish voice – The Rest are straight out lunatics from Menzies House
two minutes of fb was all i could take.
those people prove that old saying ‘the unexamined life is not worth living.’
seriously, good night wishes to someone you’ve never met?
Skink vs inept bloggers, still funny after all these years.
Oh and this is the video which so upset Howie in that post Skink replied in – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_oiwBbWfc
‘We have been out for a walk, then watched more television.
I love One Foot In the Grave on Foxtel.’
from Sattler’s FacePlant page
That would almost be poignant if he wasn’t such a hateful old prick.
And Sattler blocks me from his Facebook page after accusing me of being Skink – I think my guerilla campaign of F and C words worked – and the Sook’s parting words
Frank Calabrese and Skink McStinky it is time to say goodbye and for both your sakes please seek professional counselling. You clearly both need it.
Oh and there is this accusation – Howard Sattler
Frank For goodness sake! The fact that you have to resort to obscenities confirms your lack of intelligence. You are clearly a bitter and twisted person who is completely hung up on bagging me. It only spurs me on, You have hidden behind your crappy website for years. You are making an absolute fool of yourself of all to see.
You have a crappy website as well?
he’s referring to http://howardsattlerisanidiot.wordpress.com/ and I assume this site – he probably also assumes Skink is you, me and every poster here – he is truly deluded
I think he thinks Frank is you. If you know what I mean.
Sattler thinks everyone blogging here is me :-)
Does that mean all of “Sattler’s supporters” are, in fact, Howard himself?
It seems like he is extrapolating his own behavioural inclinations to others…
Maybe he is Skink?
Time to get back in to the t-shirt biz with “I am the Skink”.
Sir, it is simply the unnameable.
Quote “Sattler survives and awakens later at St. Mary’s hospital. He suffers from various lacerations, including scarring from a large horn-shaped object and bruises in the shape of hoof-prints on his back.”
The devil rides out.
Quoting the blog post in full to save you clicking on it
Less than a decade ago I took life and my circumstances for granted.
We owned a lovely old home in one of Perth’s best suburbs, I had a well paid job in my chosen profession, no health issues and money socked away for my retirement.
I thought I had it made and that I was at least financially untouchable.
Scroll forward to today.
I own no properties, have no savings, no superannuation and I am battling to stay ahead of an incurable condition that threatens to cripple me and render my speech indecipherable.
We are living in our second rental property and have no idea where or in what circumstances we’ll be living after our lease expires in April..
I’m not letting you in on the intimate details of our private lives because I want sympathy.
We are the victims of several of our own decisions based on bad advice from so called professionals we thought we could trust and legal disputes between relatives from whom we are now estranged.
Then unemployment hit. The rest is history.
Enough of that.
While this whole experience has been gut wrenching, emotionally draining and frightening for the bleak future that awaits us, it has given me a refreshing appreciation of the daily lives of society’s battlers.
Before my wake up call, I doubt I would have taken much notice of Ricky Indich, a homeless man who was in a Perth Court this week threatened with an order banning him from the Central Business District, in default copping a $6 000 fine.
Magistrate Paul Heaney correctly recognised the ludicrousness of that scenario, noting that Indich wouldn’t have six cents on him.
Indich has reportedly had 463 police “move on ” notices against him in the past seven years.
There are thousands more like Ricky Indich living “rough” in our cities and suburbs.
Most of them are living in poverty through no fault of their own.
While I am not pretending I will be joining them any time soon, thanks to the loyal band of supporters and friends who have rallied to support us during our current crisis, I feel a lot closer to those like Ricky Indich who are stuck in society’s Struggle Street.
How tough are you doing it?
Please tell us your story using these blog pages.
Hypocrisy thy name is Howard
He is actually delusional.
That’s as intimate as he gets? Sheesh.
Up there with Tony Abbott.
“an incurable condition that threatens to cripple me and render my speech indecipherable.”
… old age?
Being Howard Sattler?
I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
Thank you for the copy-paste, Frank, but I clicked through anyway – what’s with the comments love in on that post?!
Or, is that what moderation looks like, Sattler-style?
Moderation love in – me and Skink have been blocked from posting via the Facebook social plug in which is via his personal FB page – the Where’s Howard page is open – for now.
vomitous isn’t it?
night john boy.
sweet dreams jim bob.
And me and the skinkster are blocked from Where’s Howard – all cos I flooded the page with a link to this
Sookie Sattler’s Theme Song – We Trolls are EVERYWHERE !!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZyVZFJGX5g
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Well, you probably were trolls, but it doesn’t mean that he actually knows what one is.
Howard thought I was Skink – his reasoning Fake identities are mutual friends with your “Real Identity” according to his braindead followers so by rights if you all follow Skink and me we are all the one identity
And so is my wife.
the site looks like a love-in because any comment that is remotely snarky is bounced, then he scans that commenter’s FB profile for any association with any person or organisation that may be perceived to be off-message. If any suspect associations are discovered, the villagers surround that person, carrying burning torches and pitchforks, and drive them out.
Sattler is already admitting that it is getting too much for him. I don’t reckon he’ll last past Christmas, especially when he sees how little traction he’s getting. It’s only the trolls that are generating any traffic at the moment: once he’s exhausted himself blocking them, all he’ll be left with is the usual mouth-breathers saying ‘yeah, you’re so right.’
It’s the same as that blog he had on WA Today. If he can’t completely control the content he’ll just quit with his tail between his legs.
Wilson Tuckey shows how it’s done 2010 style.
not one single comment for Wilson?
Now THAT motherfucker knows how to moderate! Moderate back to the stone age.
Something trip trot bridges and billygoat related, amirite?
It’s the only way right wing circle jerks can stay hard, RR.
his blog says that Howard is not replying because he is currently out on the golf course.
probably playing 18 holes with that homeless blackfella,
that’s how it is, doing it tough on Struggle Street
I would have said that it wasn’t wise to give his blog the oxygen (cylinder), but he seems to be cutting off his own air supply.
he’s found out in 48 hours how futile he is blogging especially as he hasn’t got the safety net of a radio studio – oh and he’s liable for defamation as well
what’s most inept about Sattler’s attempts to blog is that he hasn’t worked out how to put himself into the search engines.
If you google his name, you get all the news pages about his sacking and about Paul Murray taking his job. TWOP and ‘Howard Sattler is an idiot’ are listed in preference to his blog.
when you start typing his name into google it suggests ‘Howard Sattler racist’ as a possible search.
More inept is that he doesn’t realise that he needs the arguers not the brown nosers to make it work.
It’s the Brown Nosers who are telling Sattler to Block
I get that spam email all the time. “Mental illness is no excuse for poor SEO”
He’s also so busy blocking all the trolls he also doesn’t seem to have noticed that there are wingnuts posting Illuminati Conspiracy Theories and Geert Weelders anti-muslim racist propoganda on his FB page and he’ll soon be overrun by crackpots.
Well I tagged this post with “Sattler opus dei” so that may be my fault.
Yep selective racism at it’s finest according to Rattler the new poor person
I was paraphrasing Sattler as that was the subtext of his rant that some B’s were better than others cos he is poor like him.
Only 17 more comments before we hit the ton.
From Howard’s “Where’s Howard” FB Fan page – Good luck SUCKER
Where’s Howard ?
Back from swimming.
It has been a big day at this end.
We have had to do a lot of fixing, after the invasion of the trolls.
Give us time, and we will have a page and a blog that will be free of attack.
Just weeding out the genuine friends as opposed to the thrill seekers.
Now to bed.
I wish you all Sweet Dreams and hope to catch you tomorrow.
He didn’t know that the internet has people who are “not friends”?
I feel like sicking a posse of bronies on him – see what he thinks of that?
(it must be hard in a world where there is no producer to screen the responses…)
He has his wife Despene moderating plus his alleged IT guru trying to putr in filters to prevent trolls – he’ll fail
There are filters to prevent trolls?
Where is TL101 in our time of need?
what is a bronie?
I guess it’s flaming and in a bag?
Something that will blow Sattler’s concept of the universe into pieces.
You’ll be sorry you asked.
So a proto-paedophile, in other words. Or am I missing something?
I had this kind of thing in mind for him:
Sattler’s Modus Operandi dissected
He has a “technique”? Apart from being a cunt?
From the I’m not a Homophobe but…
At the risk of being labelled “anti Gay”, and I am not, allow me to criticise the latest chapter in the anti discrimination debate.
Seems the Defence Department, in a bumbling attempt to expunge its ill-gotten reputation for sexual discrimination, has initiated a novel scheme to promote gay pride.
It comes in the form of miniature gay pride flags that would be attached to lapel badges and cufflinks featuring the iconic “Rising Sun” the symbol of Australia’s Defence Forces.
Unnamed Defence Department bureaucrats say they’ve developed the motif to portray the modern Defence Force’s respect for diversity.
Its critics and I am one of them, believe it detracts from the military’s job at hand and risks having our servicemen and women becoming embroiled in a social and political debate way outside of their calling.
Some among the troops will want to wear the gay attachments. Others will not.
This could lead to dissension in the ranks and a potential threat to safety should the issue be raised in an operational theatre.
Actions, not divisive symbolism, are needed to expunge the culture of sexual abuse that has dogged our armed forces in recent years.
Some of the culprits who’ve been exposed in these grubby incidents have turned out to hold senior ranks.
It will take a lot more than the display of a few hundred rainbow flag motifs on hats and chests to convince the public that the military is a safe work environment for our sons and daughters, whether they’re gay or straight.
Meantime there are lives to save and a nation to defend.
What do you think?
He had a comment on that one this morning, telling him to drop dead… seems to have disappeared?
And here is his “Fan Page” where you can all spam /Howie – let’s flood it and ensure Dopey Despene shuts it down
And unlike his personal page – you can still read posts after you’re banned from commenting on it – Sattler is Stupid – he could’ve set up a secret FB page only allowing members to add new people etc
Where’s Howard Facebook Nov 20:
“Howard trying to relax at Juanita’s bar, Subiaco. Charlie, our new baby enjoyed himself. Great little place.Thanks Murray Gill and Juanita.”
If that pic of Howard and his Paris Hilton mutt isn’t gay then I don’t know what is.
The 2 man tag team are getting under his skin
from Sattler’s FB page:
‘Ignore the spam warning and press through.
Those pests are still out there.
Battling them on all fronts…this page was designed for me to enjoy.
Not so sure about that now.’
one week in and he’s already floundering.
I’m much more enjoying talking *about* him in a forum where his world view is rejected and where he has no sway.
Power? No, you’re an irrelevant old man, now, Sattler. Be quiet and leave the real people alone.
And. HA! You live in Perth and you’re poor.
What a looser.
“Irrelevant old man.” Irrelevant, yes. Old, yes.
But what sort of “man” has a Chihuahua for a pet. Those things are the cockroaches of dogdom.
Chihuahua delenda est.
This was posted on Sattler’s FB page:
Out of my love and dedication to you, I sat through an agonisingly boring 6PR drive show with host Paul Murray.
Firstly can I say he is not a ‘drive time host’s’ bootlace when it comes to you. Given it’s his first show but with all of his experience and biased back up by the station, I would have thought he had at least some idea of the audience he would be talking to.
Unfortunately for this listener at least, he or his producer had no idea. While his topics may have been interesting to some, what he has failed to grasp (unlike yourself) is that the afternoon audience is a completely different demographic.
Maybe he’ll ‘get it’ down the track, or else his employers will panic at the poor ratings and loss of advertising revenue and do what they seem to do so well there ….. JS I’m sure needs to go.
Anyway ….. just for yours and your readers and friends info, here are some observations I made via my sacrifice of 3 hours.
Paul Murray on air for 180 minutes.
NEWS/ NEWS BREAKS – 25.30 minutes
ADVERTS/PROMOS – approximately 64.60 minutes
5pm – 6pm – NO TALK BACK CALLERS !!
Summary – So in 3 Hours (180 minutes) – 1 hour and 30 plus minutes was spent with him doing nothing. For the remainder of that time (less than half of the 3 hours, we were treated to replays of items on the morning program, whats on television tonight, some pretty heavy political bias, his own personal stock market report …. and not really very much else of particular interest, at least to this punter.
On top of all of that, his very first guest was greeted with ‘Good Morning’ – although he did acknowledge his mistake and as it’s his first show I guess we could forgive him …… except he is, or at least is promoted as this great professional so on that count he stuffed up !
I won’t be putting myself through such torture again in the near future, but just wanted to say, neither Paul Murray or any of the others, (maybe apart from Bob Maumill) has seemed to be in touch with their audience as you were Howard.
Miss you heaps on air, but really glad that at least you are here for us
Blaming Dual Citizenship – http://www.howardsattler.me/fight-syria-stay/
I went over to Howard’s FB page to see if he’d worked out there security settings yet. Apparently not. Then I noticed Lionel (Yorkie) York was a ‘friend’ so popped over to his page for a gander, and found this little gem, https://www.facebook.com/BringBackHowardSattler6pr
At the risk of getting all Frank on your arses, I have to share one of the very many hilarious comments on the page I link to above. This exemplifies Howard’s demographic,
“dont we have FREEDOM of SPEECH..??? all howard di was ask a perfectly logical question and he gets the sack !!!! has oz gone spastic cos someone somewhere in oz might hurt gillards feelings we all know hes gay so whats her problem this is oz gone mad when people cant get a job you sack howard radio station ought to be ashamed”
“We the people want Howard Sattler back, and we support you 100% Mr Sattler! This is completely moronic action taken.”
Thomas Jefferson, 2013. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
I agree. Supporting Sattler is definitely a completely moronic action.
so is Sattler a tyrant or a patriot?
and when is the bloodletting?
Actually some of those comments are quite good:
” Read in the Sunday Times that Howard is worried because he has debts and no job. Well go out and get one you unemployed bludging burden on the taxpayer!”
“Suck random dick for a living, it’s all you deserve.”
“Tell me all those supporting Sattler…how many times a week do you have sex with your partner,is it good sex and do you think deep down that your partner maybe a closet gay?…….just asking, I’m being candid”
“Poor Howard, he’s losing his battle to be a shock jock with at least some intelligence, and now, desperate to convince his listeners that he still has something to say that will keep him employed, he pulls the gay card – sorry mate, your choice and timing was a f…..g disaster.”
“is Sattler a woofta?”
Yorkie is grateful for Sattler cos he briefly revived Yorkies radio career in 1989-90 by getting him to do afternoons on 6PR – failed cos of the racing – even though Yorkie tried havig competitions to win free bets etc
I got a personal message from Despene last night asking:
‘Why are you doing this?’
‘Have you had your fun yet?’
‘Can’t you find anything better to do with your time?’
‘What did Howard ever do to you?’
and so on and so forth.
then she went all Sattler on me, spitting bile, making threats, for a good hour or so. They seem to be a match made in heaven.
apparently Howard doesn’t fight his own battles now, he get’s his wife to do it. He posts something typically inflammatory, ‘I’m not racist but…’ then buggers off to play golf all afternoon and leaves Despene to cope with all the trolls and nutters.
When you’re tired of Despene, you might want to pop over to Yorkie’s page to let him know entering your pin number backwards in the event of being held up doesn’t automatically alert the police. I’d do it but I’m still recovering from my face palm.
Perth AM radio has so much to answer for.
The Paragons of Free Speech demonstrating that they are anything but – Hypocrites
But aren’t you banned? I thought you couldn’t make comments anyway.
The Skinkster has ways of bypassing such bans – and in this case it was courtesy of the Sattlers themselves
How can he make comments when they think he’s someone else?
put it this way both Howie & Despene have blocked me so they cannot see my posts Skink on the other hand ………….
Do those idiots commenting at Howie’s blog realise they have their workplaces displayed when you rollover their names?
A frightening number employed in the public education system.
There’s an Eva Scolaro posting on his page. I think it’s teh Eva Scolaro.
those idiots don’t realise much at all.
Didn’t you do that here?
I suspect that they may be displaying the names of the institutions of highest learning attended…
I HOPE they are alma maters, otherwise far too many pedagogues are of one mind with the Satt-man.
they reported me to Facebook for using a false name. They thought this was clever. I got a message from FB telling me I had to put in another name to reactivate the account, which I did and was reconnected immediately. This however meant that the blocks that Sattler had put on the old profile no longer worked.
There will soon be a post comparing his life to Mandelas. Talk about struggle street!
“What happened to Nelson Mandela was terrible.
Sattler has praised Mandela as ‘One of the work’s great men’ (sic)
and has put up some fantastic fan-art that is so bad it has to have been sent by a troll. Sattler looks positively scrofulous
Sattler has posted this morning that he thinks I have 26 aliases with which I’ve been trolling his site. I only had one alias, and he blocked that on Tuesday, so the silly old fool is chasing shadows.
Unfortunately, none of that is from the Bronies I approached. Their response has been “meh, haters gonna hate” – bloody Gen Y apathy.
6PR will rise like a phoenix from the flames, because Baz is coming.
like a dog returning to its vomit, Zemplias is returning to do the morning show
Don’t you mean Breakfast With Millsy – that means Baz will have to listen to OLD Music as opposed to being a 40 yr old Teenager
it’s part of the ongoing rejuvenation of 6PR – replacing the struldbrugs with 40 year-old whippersnappers like Zempilas, Gary Ashead, Karl Langdon and Peter Bell
Is Leslie Anderson still available?
She died years ago and her last radio gig was on 6NR in the early 80’s – she followed Sattler who had a 1 hour show after being sacked from Star Station 6KY
Shame. She could have really brought back the 18-25s.
When do we hear how bad Murrays ratings are?
finaql survey comes out on Tuesday – meanwhile here are the results of Survey 7 http://www.nielsen.com/content/dam/corporate/au/en/surveys/2013/PerthSurvey7-2013.pdf
I don’t want to read numbers. Just want to hear that Murray is tanking.
What about a Russel Goodrich/ Earl Reeves team for drive time?
From the Syria post comments at the bottom – not the Facebook plugin ones
DECEMBER 4, 2013 AT 7:32 PM
If our Aussie men and women in uniform fight overseas they have to stay there ? WTF ?
DECEMBER 5, 2013 AT 5:05 AM
Too true Howard. Very few people are fullyaware of what goes on here with these people. Groups of Mujadeen have found their way into WA & are living under false names!!
DECEMBER 5, 2013 AT 10:45 AM
Really, Cherri ? What are their names and where do they live ? Please post the details here so that we can notify the authorities immediately.
Over-reliance on spell check?
“Anyone who, like me has toured sanity twos like Soweto knows how downtrodden life had been for most black South Africans.”
he meant to say: ‘senile twats like me who have toured Soweto’
I visited the Nelson Mandela Museum in Soweto and heard possibly the most stupid question I will ever hear.
Tour groups were very small, because the museum is just the tiny house where Mandela lived. I had the misfortune to be in a group with a couple from WA, both wearing Dockers hats.
When asked if we had any questions the bloke puts up his hand and says:
‘When he was on Robben Island, did Mandela get special treatment, because he was, like, a VIP?’
The guide, this old Xhosa woman who knew Mandela personally, looks long and hard at this bloke, as if he’s the most stupid man she’s ever met, and then whispers: ‘Twenty years, hard labour.’
The bloke then points to a wooden carving leaning against the wall in a room full of awards and honours. ‘Look!’ he says. ‘It’s a map of Australia!’
The guide rolls her eyes and says: ‘No, it’s a map of Africa. It’s lying on its side.’
So the map of Tassie was…Madagascar?
Speaking of Dockers dumbarsery, Abbot dumps all Labor pledges except money for Dockers to become cockburners. Wot fuck? Or as Howard would say “worn frock?”
To piss off Julie Bishop who until the other day was on the Board of the Eagles – oh and that some of Abbott’s Bogan voters are Dockers Supporters
Poor wittle Howie.
Where’s Howard ?
14 minutes ago
We have given up for the day…a few dramas with the other page.
Despene has spat the dummy and will probably read a book and get over it.
Tomorrow is another day.
Meanwhile, the world has lost a great man.
We should all take time and reflect on what he achieved and how he conducted himself under great adversity.
In the scheme of things, a technical hitch pales into insignificanc
So Russell Woolf is leaving 720 – Expect Peter Bell to be dumped from Afternoons and replaced with the Woolfster – small problem – he won’t be able to do Vinyl Tuesday – no Turntables at Fairfax – http://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/popular-drive-host-russell-woolf-announces-hes-leaving-720-abc/story-fnii5thn-1226777474518
Audio of Russell announcing his departure – https://soundcloud.com/720abcperth/720-abc-perths-russell-woolf
One thing that he was successful at was getting me to listen to ClassicFM drive in preference.
According to Inside Cover The ABC wanted Russell to be “More Newsy” in competition with Paul Nurry – Woolf decided to Walk – expect a Wannabe Nurry type on 720 Drive next year – I reckon it will be John McGlue
Surely he would have beaten Murray anyway? I know he was told to stop making fun of Cockburn Thunder. Maybe he’s going somewhere he can mock them again? I did hear a rumour that he was going to be training to be a Rabbi.
Oh the irony of a Jew MC’ing The Queen’s BBQ – if he’s gona train to be a Rabbi- would that mean he would be forbidden to do MC work on the Sabbah – ie Friday ?
The Sabbah has shifted to Friday? It veh!
Sunset Friday till Sunset Saturday
Gotcha. I should stop working so much at 10pm on Friday!
It can happen.
Dad? Call me.
Sattler: ‘As much as I would like to get into a deep and meaningful with you right now. I have a golf game to play. Some nasty piece of work suggested my poverty and golf didn’t mix. It is therapy, I have to keep moving. As for the fees, my golf buddies chipped in. Enough disclosure?’
Minion: ‘You should stop worrying what people are saying about your finances or lack of them…none of their bloody business.’
Howard is actively using his misfortune to elicit sympathy yet if it were an indigenous family who did that he’d be calling them parasites etc – the wanker is an A Grade Hypocrite
And Rattler speaks to the Online Journalist who owns the Rego Plate “The Ivanator” as featured on TWOP – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcaJhRYNhCk
What about Djuburner?
Transcript is up:
Ivan Leung: Howard Sattler, welcome.
Howard Sattler: Good to be part of the new media Ivan, thanks for joining me.
Ivan Leung: How will you describe your current situation after being sacked by 6PR?
Howard Sattler: I am sort of out of work, I got lots of time on my hands. I want to use my time in a gainful manner.
Ivan Leung: You were a talkback host on radio and now you are a blogger, what’s the major difference you’ve experienced?
Howard Sattler: My audience are now world wide, I can talk to anyone on the planet and it’s great! I think I am getting a new demographic as well, younger people are able to listen to me and some are taking some notice that I appeared.
Ivan Leung: Speaking about your blog, will it focus more on news commentaries?
Howard Sattler: Well, the blog thing is all about what I thought for sometime, I use to be on air. But it’s all about getting people thinking about things, not to agree with me. I don’t care if no one agrees with me, at least I got people thinking about major issues and maybe doing something about it.
Ivan Leung: Will you still pursue legal action against 6PR?
Howard Sattler: Absolutely.
Ivan Leung: Why?
Howard Sattler: Because they’ve wronged me. I mean, I’ve been hardly done by, I was given no warnings about anything, I didn’t do anything wrong. I have the approval from the Prime Minister’s office to do what I did, to have a candid interview, that’s what I had. She didn’t complain to me, so I don’t know why they did.
Ivan Leung: What are your plans for the future?
Howard Sattler: I don’t know, but I am a lot excited about this new media involvement, aren’t you?
Ivan Leung: What do you hope to achieve with your blog?
Howard Sattler: I hoped to achieve that people will take some notice, not agreement me but take action. Not just sit back and be complacent about things, get out there and do things positively.
Ivan Leung: Howard Sattler thanks for your time.
Howard Sattler: Pleasure Ivan, thanks for joining me.
I’m rolling my eyes and sighing so much I’d be kicked out of Melville Council.
Sattler, Rinehart, Mandela…
(but with some of the stuff she says IRL, who needs satirists to spin this stuff?)
200th post and Howard sues 6PR!
Terribly disappointed to see it’s not Pati Patti representing him.
Check out the sob story video posted on WA Today – he’s so poor he’s cutting back on his Parkinson’s Treatment – Hey Howie – heard of the Public Health System ? – or are you scared you might bump into people who you’ve managed to piss off ?
did rattler ever piss off public health sector workers?
On Sattler’s website, when one of his fans said she was upset about him not be able to afford his treatment, he said:
“Don’t be upset, it is only the expensive stem cells I can’t afford. The jury is out on whether they really work.”
The WA Toady moderator seems to be letting all comments through.
Well considering that Howie is persona non Grata at Level 1/169 Hay Street
East Perth WA 6004……. :-)
I’m enjoying an internet comment thread, for a change…
Just buy the Black & Gold stems cells and stop sooking.
… get a job and THEN buy the basic, good-enough for everyone else stemcells…
And Ch 9 does the Howie is broke story – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh3D0ddT5Kk
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“Separately, it has emerged that after decades in mainstream radio, Sattler has now accepted an unpaid role as a commentator with an independently owned, web-based amateur news group.”
He’s worth every cent. I hope the Contrail Times is pleased with their star recruit.
I’m not a staffie disturber an I’ll take you to court to prove it.
Howie is now reporting for the man who has the Ivanator Number plate posted here – Amateur is too kind a description of the “Organisation” Try Mickey Mouse
The Djewburner numberplate guy would be more impressive.
do take the time to enjoy Sattler’s contribution to internet narrow-casting.
interesting that he rants about trolls, but WAMN do not moderate the comments on YouTube. That’s just asking for it.
191 views and counting…
Those youtube commenters really know how to make teh cutting remark I have seen.
And why are you giving him views.
Erm It’s not Sattler’s Youtube Channel for starters – only Ivan’s Mickey Mouse operation which was featured on 7.30 WA with the famous scene of Ivan’s Mobile Phone going off while it was being used as a Teleprompter
I didn’t say it was his.
Perhaps Howie should just post this every week – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0nSygv1dFU
Fr those who don’t want to sit through the whole bulletin here is Howie’s Parkinson’s Slurred Rant -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE80impZ0E4
At this time I am going away to do my breakfast,
after having my breakfast coming over again to read more news.
Where there’s a will to be on air, there’s a way.
Not too dissimilar to what I imagine what would happen if Sattler tried this. Except without the potential for a bright future in media, of course.
Snap. If this were a Disney movie, we’d change identities now.
You know, we’ve never been seen together, at the same place, same time…
What does this mean?!
As challenging as it could be at times, this is exactly why I loved living in Fitzroy Crossing.
we’ll have to wait for the next round of radio ratings, but if these kids had at least one person listening to them on a remote station, then they might just have beaten 6PR in the ratings
And in the quality of the content…?
Patti C just got charges dropped for a couple of Chinese drug smugglers because the police submitted their case the day before the hearing in the form of 26 c d s .
The police rearrested the pair immediately after the magistrate freed then and I reckon the printers at police h q are working overtime .
Did her office have an April Glaspie moment and actually tell the police by phone it was ok to invade Kuwait ? I mean tell Saddam Hussein it was ok to submit digitally ?
By epic poem would have been the way to go.