Foreigner Driver

I guess in some parts of the world this note might be justifiably calculated to elicit a sympathetic response. The foreigner might get a little slack with their traffic faux pas. Big mistake here though. Just going to be assaulted, called a foreign cunt, and have their driving criticised on Today Tonight. I guessing other parts of the world, the foreigner would be a worse driver than the locals too. Big mistake. Their effortless merging and courteous give way shenannegins will see them in a shallow Gnangara grave. By Pete F, in the heart of shark racism country, Cottesloe.


About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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22 Responses to Foreigner Driver

  1. Rong1 says:

    Perhaps it’s a typo. They may mean Ferengi. Many of these drivers have the oversized auricles.


  2. richarbl says:

    Doesn’t need the sign. You could probably tell the driver was not from Perth by their use of indicators and ability to merge safely.


  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Finally a Nanny State initiative I can get behind. Also required:
    Today Tonight viewer
    My other car is in a lounge room
    I actually read Teh Worst
    6PR inside


  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    No Lannie news out of Canberra. Is she still in the QANTAS lounge?


  5. Shazza says:

    Might be from freo. We rarely go beyond North Fremantle.


  6. Ethnics are learning to counter the angry WA bogan by striking first. Respect.


  7. Mattb says:

    The bottom A4 sheet has fallen off. In full it says


  8. Foreigner driver indeed.
    “You’ve got two days to get there, three days to get back, all the trucking, all the production… a hotel room that you would pay $180 in Sydney is $320 a night in Perth in the same hotel chain. The price of hiring everything is ridiculous over there.
    Combine that with dropping public support for festivals over there and attendance figures and then for all your trouble you get a kicking from the local government and state government.
    It just got to a point where it’s become unbearable.”
    Screaming Lord Gaint “AJ Maddah” on why Perth Big Day Out is no more.


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