Obviously a murder hole…

Posted on August 7, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Or possibly genuine swimwear sale. In the middle of…winter. In North Perth. In a disused Servo.  Sounds legit. By…wait, what is he called now? Jaidyn Jaxxon?

 

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Perth blast

Posted on August 6, 2015 by rottobloggo

Localise that event which happened 70 years ago. No jokes about Subiaco vibrancy, thanks. perthnuclear

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Ahh Kala

Posted on August 6, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Kalamunda tries to be cool with an aborted gstring deployment, but being a city is more than a discarded gstring in Barberry Square or Kalamunda Centro.  Where’s the pool of vomit? Where’s the Stones Green Ginger bottle? The wine coolers? Do or do not Kalamunda. There is no try. By El Guisto Still bumpkinville. 

 

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The road to Dalkeith…

Posted on August 5, 2015 by AHC McDonald

…is paved with sheer piss. By Pete F.  

   

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kids walk to school

Posted on August 4, 2015 by rottobloggo

Hold the front page! Good thing they weren’t trampled by cows. Or got their heads trapped in rails. kidswalk

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Finding the Legend

Posted on August 4, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Reign of Error continues his wonderful Naval Base work. A fresh piss ring, probably even still warm! Many thought they were myths. I haven’t seen one myself since 1981. But at Teh Base… By the way. Smoke Meth.  

   

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aircraft’s demise

Posted on August 3, 2015 by rottobloggo

Good spot by Bento: “That plane will be forever in our hearts.” deadplane

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Stained Glass

Posted on August 3, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Wonderful Naval Base work by Reign of Error. (Wasn’t this Pete F’s ground?) The burnt out bar of the Naval Base Hotel with hideous glasswork. You don’t get more TWOP than this. Brutal. Truly brutal. I feel we can put this up against any of your Manhattes burntout bars, BSWAM. Only missing a relentless blue sky. Love the Perthian Salmon brick.  Wait, is that…pampas? Sadly neglected shitty plant. I remember there used to be the odour of a tannery and abattoir seasoning this patch. Still there Reign of? nb2

nb1

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Executive Committee

Posted on August 2, 2015 by AHC McDonald

A meeting of the executive committee for “Keeping Perth Walls Blank.” A branch of the Illuminati.powerful

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Outrage Sunday 208 garbage

Posted on August 2, 2015 by rottobloggo

I was enraged at this Joondalup outrage. How enraged? Probably more than if Tony Abbott woke up to find a wind turbine in his toilet. I wrote to the council and asked why we had to have Americanisms on our bins: no reply by the time TWOP went to press. This is the Frame Bin Enclosure, “an attractive variety of bin enclosures for the common wheeled bin”. $1000-$2000. I see streetfurniture have a fountain with “dog bubbler” that “allows people” to “hydrate their dogs”. More than $2000.  

 

Elsewhere in the northern suburbs…

More karesansui, but Hillarys.  

 

Venice! Corrigin! Dayton! Joondalup!  

 

In Padbury Heights, they know you’re never alone with a piping hot cup of Solitaire IMG_1161
Finally, an update on teh Giorgi situation, from teh POST: 

giorgifont

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