Ahh Kala

Kalamunda tries to be cool with an aborted gstring deployment, but being a city is more than a discarded gstring in Barberry Square or Kalamunda Centro.  Where’s the pool of vomit? Where’s the Stones Green Ginger bottle? The wine coolers? Do or do not Kalamunda. There is no try. By El Guisto Still bumpkinville. 

 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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13 Responses to Ahh Kala

  1. Reign of Error says:

    Clearly an homage to Vladimir Tretchikoff’s ‘The Lost Corsage’ …………Kalamunda style

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  2. Slanderer says:

    Errkk.
    Maybe an homage to a little known cutaway in the Winter Palace sequence from Battleship Potemkin? Kalamunda’s like that.

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    • El Guisto says:

      I would have Liked a little separation between my name and bumpkinville reference LA!
      El Guisto merely treads the mean streets of Kala in pursuit of knowledge for all mankind. He makes a point of trying never to be a Bumpkinville himself.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    To G or not to G that is the question.

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