Outrage Sunday 208 garbage

I was enraged at this Joondalup outrage. How enraged? Probably more than if Tony Abbott woke up to find a wind turbine in his toilet. I wrote to the council and asked why we had to have Americanisms on our bins: no reply by the time TWOP went to press. This is the Frame Bin Enclosure, “an attractive variety of bin enclosures for the common wheeled bin”. $1000-$2000. I see streetfurniture have a fountain with “dog bubbler” that “allows people” to “hydrate their dogs”. More than $2000.  

 

Elsewhere in the northern suburbs…

More karesansui, but Hillarys.  

 

Venice! Corrigin! Dayton! Joondalup!  

 

In Padbury Heights, they know you’re never alone with a piping hot cup of Solitaire IMG_1161
Finally, an update on teh Giorgi situation, from teh POST: 

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13 Responses to Outrage Sunday 208 garbage

  1. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Giorgi’s actions on the font face are going to make it difficult for incoming councillors and CEOs whose major action items are changing the street signs, rubbish bins and street furniture. Expect a lot of manifesto discussion devoted to the defence of Times New Roman now that the threat of amalgamation from their Emperor Barney overlord has been thrown off. Except in Subi where the somnambulistic decades long slide from the po-vi uplands will continue as per usual.

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  2. Reign of Error says:

    Ban arial disease

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  3. Reign of Error says:

    Fall of the Roman Empire

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  4. Reign of Error says:

    Giorgi fiddled with Roman kerns

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  5. juantrak says:

    A compliance manager. That’s worse than …… gasp …… an …. uuhhhhh …. Advertising Man!
    I wonder – does he carry a whip to enforce compliance?
    Does his office carry a sign saying, “The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves? (in Arial, of course – the person who put the sign up in TNR was whipped until they became compliant).

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  6. Slanderer says:

    Are you updating on Sex and the City of Subi? After days of trying, yes??? We should be told.

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  7. you'll get wet says:

    Abstractions just send confusing messages to all sorts of nutters. eg to me it says ‘You are invited to drop 3 kittens in wheeliebin.’ Ok thanks for that now I know where you are I’ll just go and get some.

    Not sure street furniture is Asian tourist friendly either. After rain tourists may think these bins are wishing wells and chuck in 3 gold coins for luck. Maybe that’s the idea, Local Gov revenue raising. You saw what happened with the Hay St Hatman’s hat, Rangers fighting over pocketmoney with bad buskers and professional lurkers.

    Dog bubbler? My staffy would try to root it then piss on it.

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  8. orbea says:

    Guildford Boy can’t cope with low latitudes

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  9. BSWAM says:

    Possible the term “garbage” refers to the graphic design? “Here is an example of garbage. Please do not create any more.”

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