Two Blowouts

Undies rupture without the benefit of Green Ginger Wine these days apparently. One by Bento North Perth. One by Pete F., Claremont.  Shouldn’t Claremont have a better brand of blowout?

   

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One per customer

Surely it could be considered a fucking outrage that, after grimacing your way through 4 bottles of Corona, one of the shittiest tourist grade beers – only barely palatable with a slice of lemon or indeed a clove of garlic in the neck -that you could be refused a second crappy beanie by repeating the process? Wouldn’t you be entitled to a fucking medal, if you got through 8 Coronas? Give him another beanie you wankers.  

   

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Outrage Sunday 210 you rock 

I know JJ will love this. I love it too: I always knew these western suburbs bays were god’s country.  

 

  

This wasn’t so rocking. WWF is making a grave error: I wouldn’t be surprised if it shows up on that new spelling show on the teev.  

 

Church is open, but Madkuntz is closed? See you in Maylands for some chiaking on Wednesday!  

 

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Respect

My assertion that art that has writing on it is never worth reading holds up. In the lane next to the astonishingly still in existence 78 Records.  

   

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The Sheep of Stalin

By Alasdair. Wudinna, SA.  I quite like it. Apart from the sheep. Wheat man is…kind of OK. 

 

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same-sex marriage position

Is it possible to “suck up” in this position? Or is that dogging code? samesex

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Could be anywhere

Don’t narrow it down. Could be anywhere not under She-Ra’s domain. Wait. Looking closer. Nedlands? Oh no. No. Seriously no. Ever since Sir Charles Court… By Pete F. 

 

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Desecration

The Hahn Ice sign in West Perth is gone. Desecration. Where was She-Ra when this was painted over? Disgraceful.  Vanished worst. Here it is when life was good. By Pete F.

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License to spice

Some nice stuff coming in from Alasdair. Footscray eatery where you can also buy some ammo to spice up your meal. Don’t worry. It’s like crunchy quinoa.ethiopia

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Outrage Sunday 209 no elitism

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s the elitism of those powered, clothes-hanging uncycled jumble sales.  

 

It was all happening at Fishmarket Reserve (although the Swan Valley wasn’t being given away in a goodie bag). Cottesloe’s Sculpture by the Sea has competition! What’s on your bucket list? Call in now and share your story!  

 

 

Guildford: where the crocs are as big as shitzus.  

 

Speaking of shitzus, the munted one in our house was more interested in nangs than art or no elitism.  

 

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