Priorities people!

Well…good then – as long as they don’t rob funds from the marsupial petting zoo. A magnificent not worst from JaneZ.



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Gary’s huge package

Bento has been ranting about journalists again. He points to this item on Teh West, which says Gary Stevenson’s deal with the City of Perth was “$350,0000”. C’mon, Bento! Lookit all them numbers! Maths is hard for journos. $3.5 million, or $350,000? Whatevs: it’s A LOT OF MONEY. Maybe the number-crunching peeps at The Sunday Crimes will be better with the maths? package

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Leavers 

Maybe just one more year? Although they did try and maintain the kerning right to the sand. Perineum. Floreat Beach.    
  

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Full Bush Outrage

Have I been outraged by this before? EXCUSE ME KULIN BUT YOU ARE NOT EVEN THE CAPITAL OF KULIN! There’s surely the little matter of Corrigin? Ring a bell Kulin? Merredin? Bruce Rock? Ardath? Pantapin? Mawson? Shackleton? Kwolyn? I’ve heard of Royalties for Regions, but this is a Royal delusion worthy of Anastasia. A waterslide doesn’t make a capital Kulin. If you were the capital, you’d have your own Holden dealership.  I SAID GOOD DAY!   

 

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The Stag at Bay

To all those that said I was no oil painting – in your faces! Magnificent not worst. I have been immortalised by artist Steve Makse.  You can see it and other fine portraits from 22nd to 27th January at Kidogo Arthouse in Fremantle.

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Fuckets

By NF#1. Maybe fuckets are a thing. In which case, your kerning is a disgrace. I SAID GOOD DAY. Although even Buckets for Jesus would have been worst worthy. Northbridge.

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Kochie Respec

I had always thought of Chanel Ten’s Kochie as little more than an odious knobhead. But if he’s now Phil Silvers…well that changes everything. Especially if he’s heading up a Ten sponsored reprise of McHale’s Navy.
   

  

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Outrage Sunday 232 mummy doin’ tricks

Friday was busy. After time in the Perth Magistrates Court – aka The Drama Palace – I paused to see if these paramedics needed help. They said they were fine, and cops were on the way. “You may feel like you’re throwing up a lot, Wayne, but nothing much is coming up,” one of them told their patients. IMG_2121
Then it was across to the Perth Children’s Court. I love what they’ve done with the ceilings in the men’s toilets! IMG_2103

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Later to Cottesloe, where I saw this, er, public service announcement at the corner of Railway and Station Streets after my restorative Cimba’s affogato. IMG_2105

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On the way back to the orifice I remembered to pick something up in Claremont for Krazy Kym, aka The Blond Trophy Wife. vertiable

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In Custody

Mosman Park. Naturally. Pete F. Marvellous.  

 

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Low Ballin’

The bar is set so low in Fremantle. And seldom cleared. A soaping per groin use lower even than Dennmark. By Bento.  

 

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