Full Bush Outrage

Have I been outraged by this before? EXCUSE ME KULIN BUT YOU ARE NOT EVEN THE CAPITAL OF KULIN! There’s surely the little matter of Corrigin? Ring a bell Kulin? Merredin? Bruce Rock? Ardath? Pantapin? Mawson? Shackleton? Kwolyn? I’ve heard of Royalties for Regions, but this is a Royal delusion worthy of Anastasia. A waterslide doesn’t make a capital Kulin. If you were the capital, you’d have your own Holden dealership.  I SAID GOOD DAY!   

 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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10 Responses to Full Bush Outrage

  1. GivDBird says:

    Prob lives in Melville too

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  2. El Guisto says:

    You can take the ‘nt’ out of ku–lin but somehow it still remains a ku– of a place.

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  3. Sir Bill International says:

    Your psychic powers once again demonstrated LA , the Nationals run their parliamentary account out of the Kulin Bendigo Community bank . If any place were to have the prior claim to the fiercely fought over title it would have to be Northam ” Events capital of the Wheatbelt”. On the other hand , the title of “Rubbish capital of the Wheatbelt” would have to go to York.

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  4. El Guisto says:

    If the Nat’s run their political account out of the Kulin branch of the bendigo bank that must make it the redneck capital. They just need a couple of confederate flags beside that number plate.

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  5. RubyRuby says:

    Has there been discussion of why we still have locality references on number plates in WA? Is it a form of vanity plating? Or is it a reflection of joined up computer databases at DoT?

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