Study arts they said. Major in theatre they said. Actually no one’s ever said that. Who was sweltering in that Fringe Teapot? One of the Ledger family? Actor John Howard?
Study arts they said. Major in theatre they said. Actually no one’s ever said that. Who was sweltering in that Fringe Teapot? One of the Ledger family? Actor John Howard?
NWA, Embleton golf course chapter.
I’m in the Australian today slagging off Meh Quay. Although my main point, that the worst part of it was the ditching of the indigenous art centre was not in. Image links to whole story. My whole submission was, “One of the best things about the incredible transformation of Perth in the last seven or eight years is that the utter disappointment of Elizabeth Quay is now not relevant. The city is bursting with life everywhere else. Nobody would care if EQ slipped under the jellyfish infested wavelets of the Swan. Premier Barnett’s “Prince Philip moment” in naming the thing after the monarch won’t matter. That the major artistic statement – Christian de Vietri’s sculpture, Spanda is a standard Perth yawn, (although I do like the penguin) will make no difference. It even doesn’t really matter that the main commercial tenants have pulled out. The only real tragedy is that an iconic indigenous art/interpretation centre was ditched early on. That could have pulled the focus of the city down to the river. Now, what would be the point of going there?”
Yes. Of course I dream of worsts from Pantapin, Kwolyn and Koorda. But sometimes, you know, only Morocco will do. An ultrasound – an artist’s impression of an ultrasound, and a straight out fuck you from the dust encrusted streets of Marrakesh(ch). Bx searches for the elusive Moroccan C&B. Personally, I’m shocked, shocked to find that fuck you is going on here. Possibly from the Rue de Remarques Marra. No wukks.


Are goldfish allowed to sell children? Why would the goldfish allow the child to be in the car before the transaction had been completed? Did the goldfish put the child on Gumtree? What did the father father? Surely the goldfish could have provided a bucket? TOO MANY QUESTIONS. 
As far as I remember, every day is vag day in Walpole? Or am I thinking of Dennmark? in any case one a day will help you work rest and pay. By Sarah Toa.
Hovean has a recommendation for sweating out the Australia Day toxins. I’m booking at least a month. Mt. Helena.
I guess that since gold is almost played out in Kalgoorlie (yes we all know it’s finished, deal with it) and nickel has died in the arse, you can forgive them for mining a new seam of excellence, albeit pitiful.Wait, THEY’RE GROWING THESE WITH OUR FUCKING WATER FROM MUNDARING. I SAID GOOD DAY GOLDFIELD LOSERS. GIVE BACK OUR WATER!
so much depends
upon
a recumbent
Chico
dazed with
solitude
beside the gummy
paving. 
