Nuclear waste here.

Posted on May 17, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Or perhaps pedo dumping. In any case, BYO Barrel. And sign. By Alasdair. South Australia. Lovely shot.sign3

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Cattle Class

Posted on May 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Cottesloe sheeple. You are cattle. No amount of Stilton can disguise it. By Pete F.

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Outrage Sunday 244 friend

Posted on May 15, 2016 by rottobloggo

My associate Major Blight was dismayed by this Shenton Park sign. “Have we learned nothing in six years? No lamination. Inconsistent underlining. Not enough passive-aggression. And if the bin liner is a problem, why not take it out?” No wonder someone chucked a tissue in there. If memory serves, shouldn’t it be a blue bin with a red lid? I look forward to the do-gooder author being enraged, catching font fever, and making a trip to Officeworks for a laminator. IMG_3611
Do you think this bloke does much yarn-bombing? He hangs out in Mosman Park. That might be luncheon meat in his hand. thompson
We all need a friend, that’s for sure. And it’s Eggs Benno, thanks: good

    DAY

, sir. IMG_3645

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Clogger

Posted on May 13, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I like Pete F., am proud to be a WA Clogger. “I clogged the drains down in A-africa”.

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court sex

Posted on May 12, 2016 by rottobloggo

Many thanks to those who sent me this, from Teh Toady. Bento was first: “Well that’s just asking to get caught, isn’t it,” the heavily-insured rainmaking full-glossed stumbling hipster said. If the magistrate and orderly didn’t see anything, surely they would’ve heard something? I can barely pick my nose in court without getting into strife. courtsex

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Poxy

Posted on May 12, 2016 by AHC McDonald

But remember. This is Bayswater. It’s a shithole.  It is going to be an improvement. Don’t worry about it. Cba (I think) Mr Slim. 

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Cock burned Cougars 

Posted on May 11, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I saw a sign recently, Kalamunda Cougars training, but missed it. Reign of Error sees a cock burned version, (it can happen I assure you). I guess there will be quite a few Cougars hanging around when the Damien Drum Centre for Magical Realism opens for the Thunder soon.

 

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Beloved Aunt

Posted on May 10, 2016 by AHC McDonald

This is what I want.This is the city the future cunts will remember. A beloved aunt. Mosman Park by Pete F. Who it appears always has time on his hands. Thank god. 

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100,000 comments

Posted on May 9, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Passed 100,000 comments recently. The analysis of words mentioned as follows.

Nurry 408
Back door (only) 54
Knob 213
She-Ra 230
Setback 22
Subiaco 181
Cunt 1697
Cockburn 137
Thunder 53
Guildford 189
Fucking/ken 1327
Outrage 850
TLA 2359
Ivory 43
Dildo 62
Tower 402
Eaves 134
Bento  6300 (!!!!)
BSWAM 341
Bayswater 156
Rolf 126
Graffiti 390
Cocos 310
Freo 1153
Teh 862

Winton 642

 

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I won’t survive

Posted on May 9, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Despite the assertion of this piece of clothing, Pete F. believes that its presence in a Good Sammy shows it to be a lie. They dead. Why didn’t they get buried in it?

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