I won’t survive

Despite the assertion of this piece of clothing, Pete F. believes that its presence in a Good Sammy shows it to be a lie. They dead. Why didn’t they get buried in it?

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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22 Responses to I won’t survive

  1. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Becoming increasingly disturbed about Pete F’s efforts in hanging around public toilets and rummaging through used clothes bins. Should he be put on a watch-list?


  2. PeteF says:

    I’m assuming a mining type cull but who knows out there; mime artists, doggers, publicly funded street artists, city smartarses who don’t know how to have a good time at a b&s, sharks in the lake?


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  4. orbea says:

    The Cull of Argyle is what happens after consuming the Mull of Kintyre


    • Wouldn’t you use one of those fake willies (that has been featured here somewhere) to avoid Kintyre detection?


    • skink says:

      I believe ‘Cull of Argyle’ was the original title of that song and was inspired by the time Linda went through Paul’s wardrobe and threw out all his tight-fitting Scottish sweaters and gave them to the Salvos.
      His record company was unwilling to release a song about second-hand knitwear so the lyric was rewritten.


      • orbea says:

        The B-side of ‘Cull of Argyle’ was originally titled “Give IronOre back to the Hancocks” but was changed due to legal advice


  5. Slanderer says:

    Numbers for verge collection… registered lawn ?


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