Bowel Me?

Posted on October 6, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Shades of the doodle post, although why someone would take a blade into the toilets of Luna Cinema, I don’t know. Speaking of bowel, I had the misfortune to see Inglorious Basterds at this cinema. I would say sat through, except we didn’t stay. It was so incredibly tedious. A movie where you don’t want to stay to see Hitler burnt  has got some serious problems. Endless, ENDLESS dialogue to no effect with a few, precious few, moments of Nazi killing. There may have been 3 seconds of sex. Very, very bad movie. David and Margaret apparently loved it. Stinker. I was begging someone to bowel me. Maybe I do see why someone would whip a blade out at Luna. No, I was born a “Day of The Panther” man, and I’ll die a “Zombie Brigade” man.bowel-002

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Fuck off I’m full (of car photos)

Posted on October 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I get sent so many cars that it almost needs its own blog. Firstly from Chris seen in Cannington. The other day some knob sent in a comment about the Fuck off we’re full stickers saying how with Rudd’s flood of illegal immigrants it is no wonder that people put these stickers on. Please, fuck off you’re full of it. Racist cunt. Like the guy who tried to convince me of the wisdom of Wilson Tuckey. Dude, you’re a fucken idiot.  And this sticker seems to take moronism to another level.

carsdickheadA far more satisfying classic worst from Sarah who has just returned from a year in L.A. And I don’t mean Lazy Aussie. If I remember correctly, Sarah was responsible for sending in the Yanchep monstrosities. maybe it’s best that I don’t show what printing company it is, or we might get all those “That’s my dad’s stretched shit heap, and how dare you…” carsbmwAnd another from Mark0, which is just fantastic. Lovely car, and like the Roller seen before, why not take 2 bays if those are your wheels? I know I would. How can I swap the Camry for this?

carsffatAnd just to keep my own hand in, a shot of a van with possibly hand painted zebra stripes.

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Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on October 4, 2009 by AHC McDonald

The Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Toolie graveyard halts Rottnest development. The unmarked burial site of 20 Toolies near Kingston Barracks has ended plans for a luxury hote…

New Bunbury Highway already “infested with hillbillies”. Less than a week after the new Perth Bunbury Highway opened, banjo playing bumpkins…

Iran’s Ali Khamenei – fatwah on Kim Hughes “just pulling his chain.” The former Australian test captain said he had no hard feelings despi…

Luke Pomersbach breaks his silence – with a beer fart…

Defence Dept bans rap talk. Diggers shouldn’t be referred to as Diggaz or Diggahz.. Defence personnel should not greet each other as my Diggah…

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Weekend Worstoff 75

Posted on October 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

A superb Japanese worst, this time from Colonizer not snuff. This one is REALLY from Nagoya Snuff. Thanks Colonizer.

week75ginaAnd finally I get to the Rebarbative Richarbl’s excellent shot from Wodonga. Apparently the council logo is even worse. week75wodongThis one is not so new and has been floated around the place before, but a nice Jesus Jockey’s thought for the day from the Adelaide Advertiser via DFOCohen. You can also see some of my not worst shots of Rottnest at Teh ‘Rage’s Rottobloggo. week75tiserAnd Bento finally tracked down The Tard. Bento says… Little did jeff know, as he patiently waited for that parking space at galleria, that he was looking at the face of bento. Bwahahahahaha.week75tardA nice Worstoff no? Worst well.

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Fremantle’s No Che Day

Posted on October 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

And another updated twop tshirt design. Like “Perth The Bunbury of the North”, this design (now revamped) has produced some excellent reactions, particularly from Che shirt wearers. Why the hell do they wear those ridiculous Che shirts? NO CHE SHIRT DAY! NO CHE SHIRT DAY!nocheteenocheteecu

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Rack and Ruin

Posted on October 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

What better advertisement for a The Worst of Perth T shirt than to see one in action? TWOP elites Bento, Mr Shazza (unfortunately his fine set of choppers not visible) the often discussed Shazza’s rack and La Bento, all cheating like bastards at a quiz night. Strawberries and cashews? Yes that tshirt has something going for it if I do say so myself.

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Bushweek #5 Capel Nannup

Posted on October 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Well Bush Week finally comes to an end. I guess I could have gone through my archives of 5000 photos for any rurotard material, but why bother when Caribou Bob continues to pump out bumpkocentric gold?

Free sniffing at Capelfest. Let the Buswell jokes begin if necessary. Sniffing butts? Frank Calabrese might be the only one who can be bothered. Also a shop in Nannup where apparently Bob had to show ID to get in. He doesn’t say what kind of shop. Does Nannup have a methadone shop?

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See Mandurah and Die

Posted on October 1, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Seeing a few purchases come through. I received the first print of the calendar which was really really nice. Very pleased with quality. Here’s the new revamped “See Mandurah and Die shirt ready for business. Have also been adding a few more images as cards. Rude calendar and Cars calendar to come soon. manji

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Bush Week #4 Balingup

Posted on October 1, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Caribou Bob again supplies Bush Week. This is in what he describes as an otherwise lovely winery. The scene has more of a mushroom than alcohol feel to it for mine. I particularly like the old phone. I pixellated Old Bob’s face in case there’s a country backlash. I believe he’s originally “from the regions” himself.balingup

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Bush Week #3 Gelee of Orange Soil

Posted on September 30, 2009 by AHC McDonald

To take a break from the excellent Caribou Bob  material, Outrage Cohen and Krazy Kym took a trip to the home of the Elite Bumpkin, the Southwest. Bumpkins using French is outre in extremis. Orange Soil is assumedly not related to night soil. DFOC says…

The nice restaurants down south are so educational. This is Vasse Felix. Of course I pounced on pumkin, and thought they were in a jam with gelee – but I see the French for jelly is gelee. Use a French spelling that some might not understand, but might be pronounced the same way as the English word – pretentious, moi? We decided not to ask what orange soil, gribiche and acar kuning were and pressed on to Lamont’s. menuKrazy Kim also attempted to grab the Wolf by the balls in Margaret River, but testiculus lupus seem to have evaded her iron grip.  Howling Wolves is still the favourite beverage of The Worst of Perth, but we haven’t been rewarded with carton one yet. Outrage! The best part was censoring KK’s face.wolves

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