Bush Week #3 Gelee of Orange Soil

To take a break from the excellent Caribou Bob  material, Outrage Cohen and Krazy Kym took a trip to the home of the Elite Bumpkin, the Southwest. Bumpkins using French is outre in extremis. Orange Soil is assumedly not related to night soil. DFOC says…

The nice restaurants down south are so educational. This is Vasse Felix. Of course I pounced on pumkin, and thought they were in a jam with gelee – but I see the French for jelly is gelee. Use a French spelling that some might not understand, but might be pronounced the same way as the English word – pretentious, moi? We decided not to ask what orange soil, gribiche and acar kuning were and pressed on to Lamont’s. menuKrazy Kim also attempted to grab the Wolf by the balls in Margaret River, but testiculus lupus seem to have evaded her iron grip.  Howling Wolves is still the favourite beverage of The Worst of Perth, but we haven’t been rewarded with carton one yet. Outrage! The best part was censoring KK’s face.wolves

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64 Responses to Bush Week #3 Gelee of Orange Soil

  1. Stu says:

    Quick, someone call rojo, his mojo has been found.

    In an 18 year career as a chef I’ve seen so many wanky menu styles come and go. Soil is def a first though


  2. skink says:

    it’s pronounced jell-ay, darling

    the Apostrophe Police will be sending around the Acute Embarrassment Squad to question why the accent is missing.

    if you are going to be a pretentious twat, you need to go the whole hog and invest in a keyboard with all the French embellishments.

    The again, if you can’t spell pumpkin, you’re always behind.


    • Onanist says:

      Like a car crash, my eyes have been drawn a number of times to that cunting menu.
      Combining Indonesian, French, misspelled English and those plus signs are the bloody limit!
      “Pumpkin dates” – even Google does not know what they are.


  3. flynn says:

    And a ‘pumpkin date’ is when you go out with a local?


  4. Rolly says:

    This is truly a *Perth* worst.

    These establishments are owned and operated by ex-urban invaders; catering for the metropolitan tastes of the holiday making escapees from greater suburbia.

    The pretentious is all yours, you Metrocentric Twats (©2008 Rolly) you.


  5. Onanist says:

    Wank Fail!


  6. Onanist says:

    Yes and her hand is positioned behind his back legs, it also looks more like poo catching.


  7. skink says:

    I am a little concerned about how close together Mrs Cohen’s fingers are, as if she’s plucking gooseberries rather than cupping the mighty kahunas of a wild beast

    is her mime based on experience from home?


  8. Cookster says:

    I’m a little disappointed we didn’t get a shot of DFOC pushing a pen up the wolf’s date – now that’d make you howl.

    Push on to the chocolate factory after this I presume?


  9. skink says:

    perhaps it is a misprint, and should read ‘red wine glee’, which is the euphoria experienced after finishing the second bottle.


  10. shazza says:

    skink. that is how country yokels pronounce glee.


  11. Snuff says:

    How were the peas + asparagus, by the way, DFOC ?


  12. skink says:

    speaking of inedible food and dog poo…

    it turns out that the gentleman who thought up the name of the new Vegemite iSnack 2.0 is from Western Australia.

    after howls of derision from the public, Vegemite have decided not to adopt the new name.

    The guy that thought of it, a web designer by the name of Dean Robbins, therefore deserves a Worst.

    Vegemite are reopening the competition for suggestions.

    I reckon it should be called by one of the names it is known by in our house:

    The Devil’s Toe Jam


    Satan’s Skid Mark


  13. Frank Calabrese says:

    Via Brett Treasure here is the Country Border Security, keeping the metrocentric twats out :-)


    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      Scene 1 : King Bunbury Joist , cardboard pop up photo op muppet and total media whore now in charge of Ruraltardia …….


  14. Cookster says:

    At our house the breakfast call goes out, ‘vag or peen?’


  15. Frank Calabrese says:

    Thought I’d let everyone know I’ve added Barrie Barkla as my Facebook friend and have informed him he has been immortalised in Cyberspace :-)



  16. ronggly says:

    Re: Vegemite iSnack 2.0
    This just in…
    (seen by my 11-yr-old daughter on the 7PM project):
    (and my favourite)
    Fromage Noir


  17. Geoff Vivian says:

    Acar kuning = yellow pickles.

    Malay/Indonesian – sort of proves the point though.


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