Seraphim and cherubim continually do cry. And why do they continually cry? ‘Cause they’ve all got the fucking horn up there.
Yeah, fucking knobs aching up there, mate! Continually crying with knob-ache!
I’d like to meet Ezekiel and have a few words with him.
Yeah, he’s got-, …..
What a fucking load of crap he wrote.
….. he’s got a lot to answer for.
Leviticus? What a cunt. Derek & Clive

Refreshing to see some analogue cut ‘n’ paste work. I’m not sure if they do doodle transplants. I suppose if they can do faces and hands, a doodle would be a doddle. You’d want to make sure that you were definitely dead before the nurses started hovering over your doodle with the tinsnips though.

Collier Rd Embleton


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
This entry was posted in worst sign and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

17 Responses to Doodle

  1. Rolly says:

    I don’t understand.

    Don’t we have enough pricks fucking up the community as it is?


  2. For out of town worsters, these stickers usually say “Don’t take your kidneys to heaven…”


  3. curious says:

    doodle, what a charmingly oldfashioned word.


  4. Not many people liked my doodle today.


  5. Bento says:

    I, too, rather liked your doodle, LA.

    I must confess to being rather bewildered by the thought processes which must have led to this. Why ‘doodle’, I wonder? It’s not like they felt constrained by the other letters existing on the sign. And who, other than small children and people with extreme hangups, employs ‘doodle’ when a simple ‘cock’ will suffice? It’s akin to the cuntkini instead having ‘tuppence’ emblazoned across the front.

    So many questions.


  6. Pingback: Bowel Me? « The Worst of Perth

  7. Can somebody point out to me what is so appealing about Quentin Tarentino’s movies?
    I don’t get it. They all seem to be like some kind of extended film clip full of groovy bad guys.


We can handle the worst

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s