Doodle

CLIVE:
Seraphim and cherubim continually do cry. And why do they continually cry? ‘Cause they’ve all got the fucking horn up there.
DEREK:
Yeah, fucking knobs aching up there, mate! Continually crying with knob-ache!
CLIVE:
I’d like to meet Ezekiel and have a few words with him.
DEREK:
Yeah, he’s got-, …..
CLIVE:
What a fucking load of crap he wrote.
DEREK:
….. he’s got a lot to answer for.
CLIVE:
Leviticus? What a cunt. Derek & Clive

Refreshing to see some analogue cut ‘n’ paste work. I’m not sure if they do doodle transplants. I suppose if they can do faces and hands, a doodle would be a doddle. You’d want to make sure that you were definitely dead before the nurses started hovering over your doodle with the tinsnips though.

Collier Rd Embleton

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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17 Responses to Doodle

  1. Rolly says:

    I don’t understand.

    Don’t we have enough pricks fucking up the community as it is?

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  2. For out of town worsters, these stickers usually say “Don’t take your kidneys to heaven…”

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  3. curious says:

    doodle, what a charmingly oldfashioned word.

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  4. Not many people liked my doodle today.

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  5. Bento says:

    I, too, rather liked your doodle, LA.

    I must confess to being rather bewildered by the thought processes which must have led to this. Why ‘doodle’, I wonder? It’s not like they felt constrained by the other letters existing on the sign. And who, other than small children and people with extreme hangups, employs ‘doodle’ when a simple ‘cock’ will suffice? It’s akin to the cuntkini instead having ‘tuppence’ emblazoned across the front.

    So many questions.

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  7. Can somebody point out to me what is so appealing about Quentin Tarentino’s movies?
    I don’t get it. They all seem to be like some kind of extended film clip full of groovy bad guys.

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