Rack and Ruin

What better advertisement for a The Worst of Perth T shirt than to see one in action? TWOP elites Bento, Mr Shazza (unfortunately his fine set of choppers not visible) the often discussed Shazza’s rack and La Bento, all cheating like bastards at a quiz night. Strawberries and cashews? Yes that tshirt has something going for it if I do say so myself.

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60 Responses to Rack and Ruin

  1. monkeypants says:

    shazza, looking fine! t-shirt looks great TLA.

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    • shazza says:

      thankyou mp. As Jesper would say I believe we had a good time despite the constant stream of questions.

      Loving the shirt LA, I slept in it too.

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  2. Snuff says:

    Strawberries ? Check. Cashews ? Check. Red wine vinegar ? Check. I reckon they’re googling like B&Stards the rest of the recipe.

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  3. Onanist says:

    Pert, Shazza.

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  4. satay steve says:

    Not just googling like B&Stards – is Bento the chap in the checked flannel shirt? Looks like he’s on his way to one after the quiz!

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  5. David Cohen says:

    If you’re all in front of the camera, who took the photo?

    Did you win?

    Why is shazza also in a black skivvy – isn’t that BentoWear?

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  6. shazza says:

    The fifth member of the group took the shot (shout out to CT).

    Win? Not even close. I suspect there was some genuine cheating taking place. Either that or I’m a bad loser. Or both.

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  7. skink says:

    there is certainly a fair wind billowing the sail

    do you have a long, forked, fluorsescent tongue?

    the answer to question no. 27 was: 103

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  8. shazza says:

    Succubi you think skink?

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  9. skink says:

    I saw in the paper that Malcom Turnbull threatening ‘anonymous smartarses’

    I thought he was talking about me until I noticed that he hadn’t said ‘snarky’

    after being threatened by richarbl with his kung fu rugby technique, then Malc would have to come up with something better

    ninja basketball, perhaps

    or maybe capoeira cricket

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  10. David Cohen says:

    shazza, did the TWOP T generate any comments/looks of bewilderment/laughs/paroxyms of rage?

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    • shazza says:

      No DFOC, I think people are a little self conscious when it comes to staring at a woman’s chest. I did notice a few people looking, but as I was at Little Creatures, I suspect they saw the Perth part and concluded I was a tourist .

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    • Onanist says:

      Quite, the remainder of the text is in the shade.

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      • Rolly says:

        What a stupid mob of clowns we are.

        “……..people are a little self conscious when it comes to staring at a woman’s chest.”

        Bah! Humbug.

        PC Rules; dammit.

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        • shazza says:

          I meant, you grumpy old bastard, when, as a woman, you are watching.
          I was in observation mode as I wanted to determine if people would respond to the humorous shirt. When people know you know they are looking at you they look away reflexively.
          Rolly you wouldn’t understand these normal social graces, as you have none.

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  11. poor lisa says:

    There aren’t enough green t’s in the world. Looks great.

    The calendar is brilliant, I can’t wait for 31st December so I can take down the 2009 Abba one & unveil January.

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  12. Caribou Bob says:

    TLA, have you considered sending She-Ra a complimentary t-shirt yet? She loves a good frock. Maybe jazz it up with some sequinned boarding to jazz it up a bit for when she’s meeting dignitaries and the like?

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  13. Caribou Bob says:

    “The Golden Mayoral Cuntiki.” It’s something worth considering.

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    • shazza says:

      Of course it wouldn’t be the off the rack (yes I’m obssessed) version. Something more tasteful, perhaps with Cunt in diamantes, and the fabric in gold spandex?

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      • Caribou Bob says:

        It has a distinct touch of David Bowie in Labyrinth. But you’re have to have “tiki” written in a nice sloping floral font. You know, to keep it classy and shit. Talking of which do you think they could knock out a Cuntiki down at the Burberry store?

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  14. Richarbl says:

    Don’t you lot have anything better to do than talk about me!
    The only reason I logged on was to see if TLA had used my brilliantly hideous photo of the public toilets in Wodonga.

    Of course there is just the usual displays of Racks of Lamb (definitely no mutton here) and other sexist paraphernalia, which I disagree with wholeheartedly. Gratuitous Bastard.

    ps: get fucked Snuff

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  15. Big Ramifications says:

    I will prolly end up having sex with Shazza she KNOES this.

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  16. The Legend 101 says:

    Anyone shop at IGA for $14.95 you can get these jelly bean club things. They have lots of flavours in a box and txxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx the label and it saids so. There in a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

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