Bowel Me?

Shades of the doodle post, although why someone would take a blade into the toilets of Luna Cinema, I don’t know. Speaking of bowel, I had the misfortune to see Inglorious Basterds at this cinema. I would say sat through, except we didn’t stay. It was so incredibly tedious. A movie where you don’t want to stay to see Hitler burnt  has got some serious problems. Endless, ENDLESS dialogue to no effect with a few, precious few, moments of Nazi killing. There may have been 3 seconds of sex. Very, very bad movie. David and Margaret apparently loved it. Stinker. I was begging someone to bowel me. Maybe I do see why someone would whip a blade out at Luna. No, I was born a “Day of The Panther” man, and I’ll die a “Zombie Brigade” man.bowel-002

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61 Responses to Bowel Me?

  1. 13th Oyster says:

    And with a little more attention to detail we could have had “Bowel aroma me”.

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  2. shazza says:

    According to the tv ads, Irriitable Bowel Syndrome symptoms include constipation and diarrhoea. I had no idea there were symbols for said maladys.

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  3. skink says:

    you are not the only one to hate IB:

    to quote Peter Bradshaw in the Guardian:

    “the full catastrophe of his new film arrives like some colossal armour-plated turkey from hell. The city of our hopes is in flames.
    It is awful. It is achtung-achtung-ach-mein-Gott atrocious. It isn’t funny; it isn’t exciting; it isn’t a realistic war movie, yet neither is it an entertaining genre spoof or a clever counterfactual wartime yarn. It isn’t emotionally involving or deliciously ironic or a brilliant tissue of trash-pop references. Nothing like that.

    The expression on my face in the auditorium as the lights finally went up was like that of the first-night’s audience at Springtime for Hitler. He should perhaps go back to making cheerfully inventive outrageous films like Kill Bill. Because Kill Adolf hasn’t worked out.”

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    • orbea says:

      I liked the Wolfenstein 3D refernces, I was waiting for the twin gatling gun robot suit, but the film was still a fantastic ride.

      I thought IBS was a hotel in Murray Street

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  4. David Cohen says:

    Bowel me?

    Ay Caroma!

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  5. Snuff says:

    Irritable Bowel. Inglorious B&Sterds. Coincidence ? I think not, TLA.

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  6. Cookster says:

    This from our office downstairs toilet:
    http://twitpic.com/kftk0

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  7. David Cohen says:

    It ran last week:

    Going to the Show? Then stick your head up a toy bear’s bum.
    That could be the message from this Public Transport Authority poster seen on a Subiaco bus.
    An award-winning graphic designer POST associate said she was “appalled” by the poster.
    “I get the idea, but they have the proportions all wrong,” the designer said
    “If you look at the seat, and at the people standing on the train, then the kid must be of Barbie doll proportions.”
    The poster says up to seven people can go to the show for $8.80. No mention about how much for bears.

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  8. orbea says:

    skink makes errors of fact in Crikey today, Mooner Nurray has replaced Hutch not Cammo

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  9. monyet says:

    oh no not dialogue, sounds horrible. Just stay home and watch ‘Destroyed in Seconds’ sounds more your style.

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  10. Frank Calabrese says:

    [I rang 1300 222 720 and told the producer, in the nicest possible way, of course, that I stopped buying the “West” years ago partly because of the Nurry, and am likewise boycotting his morning show.]

    And you would’ve spoken to Annie Clugston, who before defecting to Aunty with Liam of Lebanon, was Graham Maybury’s producer on 6PR :-)

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    • Rolly says:

      No, Franco, not the “lovely Annie” as Eion describes her, but that eloquent but unfortunately-cursed-with-a-strident-pommie-accent Damien Rabbitt.

      Cursed not only with the accent but a risible family moniker, to boot.

      Nice enough bloke, though, they tell me.

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  11. 55 coments on this? Ai Ya!

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  12. There is a discussion forum out there for people whose body odour smells like shit. Literally.

    Bah… I suppose I better Google it.

    http://curezone.com/forums/f.asp?f=326

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  13. The Legend 101 says:

    Why would you put this sign on a toilet and bowl it means leave it and run off so why dont you do that with the toilet.

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