The Worst of Perth

That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of western suburbs retailers two-and-a-half years ago: “I say when Cartridge World moves in, you’re dead.” Plus classified ads, retail Internet, and the Community Newspaper Group: it’s all happening!
Then he was onto more Baysie fun. “Certainly living their values. That is a truly excellent sandpit.”
Then he went shopping at La Boutique Circle Rouge. “This crosseyed Hitler/Clouseau is about to…what? Music festival cavity search?”
Forget these fripperies. I was at a vital discussion yesterday in Leederville: the fearless mob at Perth Truth Seekers were sifting through the top twenty World Lies. Like a good gerbalist I took notes, but will only list the first 10. I don’t want to spoil the surprise! Don’t be sheople! 1) Person/Straw Man. 2) Flouride from teh Nazis 3) HAARP 4) Chemtrails 5) The 13 Ruling Families 6) The three city-states of the world that control the world (vexillological proof: they have their own flags!!) 7) The Georgia Guidestones 8) GMO 9) AIDS/HIV cure conspiracy 10) Suppression of cancer cures.