More Mer-Boozie

What’s the deal with mermaid racks in Perth? They are becoming the new C&B. Fringe Festival (played) will be here soon, and the elderly who are the only remaining demographic now will be literally choking on Mer – nips. This one at Curtin university. Didn’t even bother getting the tail. That’s it. I’m making a new category for these. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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13 Responses to More Mer-Boozie

  1. Rolly says:

    Never mind the boozies, why on earth did the painter even bother, considering the glaringly obvious lack of artistic talent.

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  2. GivDBird says:

    pucker pucker pucker

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  3. Zuben says:

    Is it too much to refer to curtin u mature age students as ‘ the elderly ‘ ?

    Besides , who ever chokes on nips , mer – or nonmer ?

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  4. Zuben says:

    … by the way , is that breast hair ?

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  5. Ljuke says:

    It looks like JK Rowling.

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  6. Misspent Yoof says:

    Are they completely different sizes, or is that just the parallax effect?

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