Amateur Wine

Posted on November 4, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Slaadi has sent in a cavalcade of superb Kelmscott worsts. Kelmscottonians Kelmwegians are now adding amateur wine to their other skills of amateur porn and amateur pharmacology. What a classic worst.

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Skate Steve Irwin

Posted on November 4, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Slaadi rightly asks why no one has submitted the amateur painting of Steve Irwin at the Leederville  Skate Park. Well, why haven’t you? I love these where the artist almost gets it, but it slips away at the last second. There’s a touch of Warney, even Glenn McGrath. While I wouldn’t have considered Steve anti skate, I would definitely have pegged him as “skate ambivalent”. Slaadi submitted the hilarious Veronicas as Falangists long ago and also has some Kelmscott worsts to add to the pile soon.

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Fancote Park

Posted on November 3, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Beige sends in the first ever Kelmscott worst, a stone heroin injecting facility called Fancote Park.

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Melbourne Cup Tans

Posted on November 2, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I don’t like The Melbourne Cup. Tans not so much either. Bad spelling I love. By Amber.

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You zig, I zag

Posted on November 2, 2010 by AHC McDonald

With all this talk of the Arrondisement Festival, bringing sophistication and style to the shithouse street festival scene, it’s nice to see that the Zigzag festival in Gooseberry Hill can still tick every box of unselfconscious crap. Bento saw googly eyed rocks, (the jarrah burl of the simpleton) the egregious hiring of Muck Duck Bush Band (with bonus Lord Lucan) and somewhat disturbing black dolls hung “strange fruit” style. I suppose I should have been there, but my hood, it be the shit.

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Spawn me baby

Posted on November 1, 2010 by AHC McDonald

On The Barrio, Fitzgerald Street Northbridge. Oh my achin’ back. By me.

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Old Rurotard Road

Posted on November 1, 2010 by AHC McDonald

By EV. Near corner Wellard and Old Rurotard (Mandurah) Road. Probably a warning that Old Rurotard hillbillies will go all medieval on your arse, (specifically on your arse) if your car should break down. Didn’t someone send some other scary sign from down that way? Oh yes.

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Weekend Worstoff 131

Posted on October 30, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Brik thought there should be a more extensive coverage of Prince Leonard and Princess Sheila’s Hutt River Province, as we have only featured Prince Len’s head before. Agreed. Prince Len is one of the few Rurotards worth respecting. Instead of whingeing about more subsidies, he made himself into a prince. Kudos.

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Friezing at The Piccadilly

Posted on October 29, 2010 by AHC McDonald

By JaneZ. Piccadilly Arcade. No, I’m not sure either. She seems to have had a half leg wax, comparing thigh to calf. He is at the same time skinny and flabby. There may be cucumbers.

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Tapas Land

Posted on October 28, 2010 by AHC McDonald

When tapas hits the Seaview in South Fremantle, the terrorists have won. By Pete F.

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